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Looking fucking woeful at the moment, Palace should be a couple up.

Well they're directly quoting his agent. Of course if you believe what player's agents say is another thing entirely.

http://tyneandwear.sky.com/newcastleunited/article/79102/transfer-talk-several-clubs-interested-in-newcastle-striker

Expecting the usual Pardewous ramblings, but we'll see.

@SkySportsNews Alan Pardew expects Yohan Cabaye to return to Newcastle team for Saturday's game against Fulham #SSN

Well something needs to happen because at the moment we don't have the benefit of him playing for us and we don't have the cash and freed up wages we'd get from a transfer either.

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Worst analogy ever. Not really. You know before you enquire what you think the thing is worth, and what you're prepared to pay, which is exactly the same as the situation Arsenal are in. The car doesn't have to make a decision on if it would prefer you to drive it or someone else.

A club actually listening to and engaging with the fans, wow http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/8891656/

Elmander. He evolves into Elmeleon and then Elizard.

Alan Pardew feeling proud of response to West Ham's stifling tactics http://bit.ly/15bNvjZ

I'm paraphrasing, he said "We can't compete with their squad, it's impossible."

Of course he is, there's his excuse for when we play Cardiff.

He said Man City were invincible, Cardiff have just shown they're vincible. It's not a surprise his quotes and attitude is being brought up again.

We didn't even put Hart in a position where he could make a mistake. If he'd tied his shoe laces together by accident we couldn't have caused him too many problems from our own box.

Which three teams are we hoping to finish above this season?

Cardiff have just... Wait, we can't talk about that.

This is starting to get rather boring. Apologies, I'll check with Dave next time I post to make sure he's not typing something similar that's he's going to post 2.5 seconds before me.

Last season we didn't say it was "impossible to compete" against those teams before kick off and then we didn't play like we believed it was impossible to compete or even play a game of football against them.

What the fuck are Cardiff playing at? Don't they know they can't compete with Man City's squad? It's impossible. It's like their manager's sent them out beleiving if they play a blinder they can get something. What a display of disrespect. Makes me sick.

http://i.imgur.com/ctQuxSR.png Data source: Soccerbase says % but actualy its the actual numbers- still not great Alan- must do better. The size of the coloured bars relate to the percentage (on the left), the numbers show what the percentage equals to in games. Of course the worrying thing is how many of those wins came in what now seems like the distant past. His current form is much more troubling than his record over 100 games.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/arsenal-expected-table-new-bid-5783426?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter#comments

If he's refused to play and we're letting him get away with it, it's a fucking disgrace. If we're not playing one of our most creative players and potentially dropping points in the process out of fear of jepordising selling him off, it's a fucking discrace. If we're doing the latter, while telling the media it's the former, it's a double fucking disgrace.

So did Hicks and Gillett, they were still forced out by fan pressure.

http://i.imgur.com/8SNknsh.png