BlueStar

Get drunk and strangle a hooker, you've earned it.

Can't make myself get too melodramatic about it. We obviously don't give a fuck about the cup, it showed and the result was pretty much what I expected.

Racist cunt, poor manager, horrible human being, looks like he smells like cold beans.

Only two bonus points for scoring 260 goals

It's clearly "frizzyby" or "frisby". Frisbee ffs. Tut tut. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_disc

Well there's no greater accolade than that.

Well in 1989 he was only half Wayne's age and now Wayne is only 7% older than him.

What the fuck did they take that with, the Game Boy camera peripheral?

given the typical internet everton fans attitude to NUFC (except for our resident ones) quite probably. Many of them seem to dislike us for some unknown reason As much as I can 'like' an opposition team, I quite like Everton It's their historic racial purity, isn't it.

All of them, it was one of these bad boys http://www.ryman.co.uk/Catalogue/Ryman/medium/global/images/alt/16/1650010669_2.jpg You can still only use one colour at at time with them. Edit: I'm lead to believe. Spoken as someone who never unscrewed the end.

All of them, it was one of these bad boys http://www.ryman.co.uk/Catalogue/Ryman/medium/global/images/alt/16/1650010669_2.jpg

Anyway, I bet he never pulls out.

Truncates better on the forum index now

You'll be unsurprisd to learn it was originally a Rangers song with 'The Pope' in place of 'The Mackems'. Hence the flute reference as well.

Posted a link to the Mail story on Facebook which lead to this exchange Mate: Great! Another unheard of defender coming to newcastle. Who next, Titus Bramble. Me: Well he does have 12 international caps for France. And over 200 appearances in Ligue 1, including a league title and a cup win in 2011. Mate: In france! Me: Whey it's tricky to win Serie A when you play for Lille. Despair of some of my lot like

I think I want the rest of this. Yeah, it didn't even get to the bits with shitting or tentacles before it looped.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2256612/Mathieu-Debuchy-completes-5-5m-Newcastle-move.html

Fine, fine. It's difficult refereeing an imaginary game.

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_rFtsfCcAAjO85.jpg

Crucial 3 games coming up. Just at the right time

Ranger must have got a cracking new alarm clock for Christmas.

Don't fancy 65 minutes of last-ditch throwing ourselves in front of the ball like.

Everytime the commentator says "Oberton" I feel like he's going to follow up with 'pls'

Four of my first team didnt play, still on over 60 points because of Hernandez and captain RVP. Sterling will come off the bench as well.

Me too, first home league game I'm missed for ages. Bloody festive leave restrictions...