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Suppose this is more of an Ashley circus than a Pardew circus

Does Pardew's job count as non-football? Is this anything to do with Ashley being a Spurs fan?

Ta.

Daaaaaavid Craig reporting on SSN on in the pub under the headline 'Newcastle Incentive' alongside a picture of Ashley looking like he's been put through an iPhone aging app, someone with audio explain.

Reckon Kenwyn Jones is on funkypigeon.com making a "Sorry I smashed your car windscreen after mistakenly believing you put a pig's head in my locker" card? That or one of those cookies you can customise.

Just tweeted "Thanks for all your kind messages it means a lot to me, I had a successful operation yesterday, its gonna take a little longer than expected"

Chronicle have a story entitled "United fighting to keep captain Coloccini", although the link to it doesn't seem to work and loops back to the main Newcastle hub. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/newcastle-united-fighting-keep-captain-3868976

Hey, I'm cool with it. If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, but it's actually a lass with a cock... I mean, I'm mixing my metaphors, but you get the idea.

Says she had to beat-off 500 people to get that place in the competition

Massive reductions in factual accuracy, 30% off across the site.

safc.com's 404 page http://www.safc.com/sitecore/Content/Home/Error%20404.aspx?item=%2fnews%2f20100617%2fmignolet-on-dream-move_2256213_2073163&user=extranet\Anonymous&site=website

Five.

Are we STILL doing this If Wigan win both of their last games that means Villa have lost their only remaining game. Villa are 1 point behind us. There is only one relegation spot left. How do we go down with Villa below us?

Bit see-through like isn't it, I won't be able to wear that one without a bra.

More like shake-down.

I don't think it should be fruitless. Fruity, if anything.

It's the third goalkeeper training top special edition for if we play Sheff Wed in the cup

Was hoping Ashley seeing Dave Whelan parading around with a cup would have made something click, considering what a petty man Mike is.

Added a 'believes' to the thread title to clarify.

I wonder if the lack of grief he's got from the terraces had been partly down to fans not wanting to create a negative atmosphere while our future hung in the balance. May be different this weekend.

We're going to end up sacking him at Christmas with no replacement lined up, aren't we.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/314100/Nile-Ranger-pictured-driving-while-appearing-to-inhale-laughing-gas/

I wouldn't care too much about that. As long as we enjoy ourselves

“I don’t really care if Arsenal win 4-0 if I’m honest – I’m sure Spurs will – but I only care that our fans enjoy themselves." Yeah, I don't mind spending 30 quid to watch us lose 4-0 as long as I enjoy it. Maybe some of Arsenal's goals will be really fun to watch?

@OfficialQPR #QPR's Players' Player of the Year is the fans #ForeverRs