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Can't wait to see what treats Kinnear has in store instead.

Barren Dent.

Anyone posted JFKs quotes from 2012 yet, where he says he'd only take a DoF role as a stepping stone to become manager?

No, that time was six years ago

Has he actually been told to go on the wind-up? It actually sounds like Ashley's seen people taking the piss over stuff like Charles Insomnia, his delusions, poor memory, muddled metaphors etc and told him to go out and make people fucking hate him.

Think so, you just have to give the club a weeks notice. Who shall we sign for? I'm waiting to be sacked so I get my payout.

http://i.imgur.com/Jn5zso3.png

Turn up and give Kinnear fucking dogs abuse first before staying away.

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BM83smZCAAAwgbE.jpg Seeing him talking on behalf of the club again

Lee Ryder: Joe Kinnear's return REALLY a such big surprise? http://bit.ly/16y4Irf

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/joe-kinnear-give-mike-ashley-4327019?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Joe Kinnear will give Mike Ashley his take on what went wrong 17 Jun 2013 On a day which stunned the football world Newcastle’s new director of football reveals blueprint for the job

Sounds like to me you don't actually know what a director of football is.... Does anybody? People who've been appointed 'Director of Football' have had completely different roles and responsibilities.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6v1yfvjoe1qagxjco1_500.gif

Had a perfect 10 minutes betwwwn waking up and remembering this happened.

He'll think Ben Arthur is one of our only British players.

Pardew walks or gets the boot and Kinnear pops his cloggs, it could easily happen. Fuck it, how many seats are in Ashley's helicopter?

They're about to. What I was thinking. Surely taking this isn't going to be good for his health? He's too stupid and arrogant to get stressed. He was effortlessly guiding us to success before his heart attack. Criticism doesn't mean he's doing poorly, it's just journalists being cunts. His heart's at risk from steak bakes, not worrying about how the teams doing or lying awake worrying about tactics. The occasional wander to the training ground to show his face will probably do him good.

Yeah, would have definitely kept us up, he reckoned.

Might as well present our new players to Prince Phillip. "Here's our director of football, Joe" "Is this the new lad? At least this one's not a fuckin kraut, eh? Look's like a bit of a fuckin' poofta though, didn't wear pink boots in my fucking day. "

Nile Ranger as Youth Ambassador, Michael Owen as fan's representative and Maggie Thatcher as posthumous Eternal Club President, like Kim il-Sing.

We can only hope it's some kind of money laundering scheme to run cash through the books and out of the club and he's not really going to do anything.

He wants it to be like F1, the sport where they manage to make racing turbo charged cars at 200mph the most boring spectacle since Superman Returns?

Good article in the mag about these 'iconic gates' http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/exclusive-newcastle-united-if-you-know-your-history/

And this is why we don't hotlink.