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Swansea looking brighter this half /strawclutch

Just looked at a live league table, due to some self-loathing of some kind I can only assume.

OK, we polled 100 members of Swansea's players, backroom staff and fans http://i.imgur.com/t8IHP.gif

Ooh, in the box indirect free kick. Don't get many of them.

Swansea look like they're on their hols already, predictably.

Got a tenner on us going down at 10/1 which I put on after the Liverpool game, does that help?

Depends if we go into the QPR looking like a team determined to win or a team terrified of losing.

Theoretically i'm sure we can still finish above Swansea can't we?? So they may appear safe but aren't mathematically so. I can get them below us in the predictor, but not down because of teams below them playing each other. Feel free to suggest scores I can change

He's shanking that pole pretty good blud.

Newcastle United.

I think Wigan have easily enough momentum to stay up now. If they draw level with us tonight on points, even if we beat QPR and they lose to arsenal they go into the last game knowing that a win will probably get them above us. By that point we'll probably be in Pardew's ideal position of being able to stay up just by not conceding *too many* goals, meaning no players will be allowed out of our own box and it'll end up another 6 or 7 nowt. My main ray of hope is West Brom beating Norwich and us getting even a draw against QPR, meaning we're just relying on the Canaries not getting anything at Man City on the last day.

Just what was said on the Guardian pod so took it as gospel. Can't be chewed to work it out, sick of looking at the table. Nobody tell them.

Come on Jones man. Ex-player curse.

They're going to fucking win this, aren't they.

Footcorner. Come on!

Where the FUCK is this extra man?

Throwcorner. Come on.

Which team again? Difficult to tell.

Set piece. Come on!

Had a horrible feeling as well. Stoke have lost all their momentum as well.

Fucking hell man Stoke.

'Sunderland have lost six and won none of the previous nine Premier League home games they have fallen behind this season.'

Starting early tonight lads, I blame bank holiday Let's not start a slow and steady creep into the direction of banland, keep it civil.