Mortal inbetweeners bellend trying to get sober people to sing along with blur and oasis songs with his cock half out on his own on a table at the hostel bar. Must be off here
On the train. Got 8 Stella in front of me already
Spied Jill on the platform as we were going across the bridge
Somehow it was much cheaper to get a ticket to Durham and then another to London
Might see you's both....
Be on the lookout for a goatee'd midget with a Craig Bellamy look-a-like, a Xavi Alonso double, a 7 foot babyface and a tatooed narcoleptic.
but haven't they been really unlucky with shots on target being ruled offside etc ?
Some of them were blocked by the north sea and dead people I believe.
Anyone thinking of emulating their Sunderland chants by singing about Anderlecht should know that Anderlecht's qualification for the Champions League makes their rivalry a very touchy subject with Club Bruges fans at the moment
May not be taken as light-harted banter