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I think part of it is that our transfer policy means we're always likely to end up with a team that's a bit of a square peg and we have to find a way of jamming it in a round hole. If anyone else would be better at ramming it in the hole than Pardew, I dunno.

Got to take the Christmas decorations down, creosote the fence, get the car MOT'd, get a quote for the loft conversion, go to that fella's wedding... Phew.

Well, he's been out injured for about a month, but as far as I'm aware he's fit again.

How many points do you get for a shot going out for a throw in?

Are there lots of coins thrown from the crowd we never hear about because they miss, or are wankers blessed with amazing aim?

Fucking Norwich knacked my coupon yesterday

And he likes to wear Fruit of the Loom?

Well if there's one thing he's good at it's causing bother.

Off they go http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/4153/bord1n.jpg

The fans don't choose how much effort goes into the competition though, and think the TV money and exposure for his shit tracksuits would probably be more tempting to Ashley than a Europa pot.

If there was a pot of champions league gold at the end Boro would have probably been knocked out by somone's full strength team several rounds before the final.

Invented by our lot in the car to Villa away a few seasons back about Williamson, caught on in the pubs before that game The Strawberry Corner seem to have adopted "This club is my club" as their anthem, goes on for ages every home match but never spreads to any other part of the ground. Don't think I've heard it at an away match either.

Ronnie Stam was great for them I thought, was putting himself about right until the end and was causing us loads of problems even with 10 men.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/8307474/

Gonna be 10-15 minutes late for this one. Guess they just leave one turnstile open in each section? I ages since I missed a kick off.

Hahaha, some Mackems in the pub cheered, camera cut to the flag up, the rest of the pub cheered

Every time I see that miss it looks worse.

Sess shot out for a throw in

Ah, just saw 'American footballer'

SSN breaking news bar, Kansas City Chiefs player murders girlfriend and then commits suicide at their stadium.

The look on his little face when he runs up to Grandmarra Joe's bedside with the golden YumYum that lets him tour the Greggs factory.

I think Charlie Bucket is my favourite mackem since Uncal Mick

Yeah, I often do a chicken dance after an opposition player scores.

70 points, not bad.

Did we play a bit better than the last few games or am I just desperately looking for a postive?