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Checks seem much larger on that one, wonder if that's a Chinese knock-off based on the leaked info/teaser image It also looks pretty short, like it would show a nice slice of beer belly.

What a charmer

Surely they've got something they can be more proud of than being the home of Gingham? "You know that check pattern that your dinner nannies wore at school, aar kid? Manchester that. Sound."

Well that's us shown

Some of these teams I don't think I'd be too worried about Newcastle facing in the premier league, dunno if that says more about us or England

http://www.football365.com/mailbox/7744307/The-Guide-To-Criticising-Roy-s-Squad-Selection

Careful now, we've fallen into this trap before

Which store where you at? I was at the Silverlink before and a similar thing happened to me. The one in Eldon. There were quite a few people on the tills but they spent most of the time arguing over the radio about if they needed more help, staring blanky at the till and having people fill out forms to come back and get the name on later because they'd run out of the letter S, or taking details for people who were coming back because there was an hour long wait to get your free Premier League patch ironed on. It's nice of Mike Ashley to employ these people, it gets them out of the house and makes them feel part of the community. I wonder if he gets a grant for it.

Tried to buy it in sports direct but the service was so shit and slow that by the time I got to the front and they said they'd have to serve someone in another queue first because that till had broken I told them not to bother and walked out.

How do you think, like a sack of shit Also discussions about changing name of club to "Cardiff Red Dragons" or some such nonsense. Just re-raised the spectre of the whole "He wouldn't... Would he?" everytime someone mentions taking to the field in red and blue as Sports-Direct FC after the latest attempt to splash his comapny on everything.

? http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tomchiversscience/100157019/cardiff-citys-bluebirds-to-go-red-how-british-football-decided-to-desecrate-its-cathedrals-for-cash/

Hope he's not watching this Cardiff nonsense with interest like.

If there's the slightest hint of him going somewhere there'll be a bidding war. Would be sad if we lost him but I can't see him going for less than an absolute fortune this window, so I'm not overly worried.

Out tomorrow, is it? Might get one to wear down to Everton.

Opposition fans celebrating a disallowed goal is always a moment of sunshine

Red/yellow/orange balls when it's been snowing

Its Torres mate, striker. http://i.imgur.com/o4Zw4.gif

A proper, shin hacking drop ball

If they hadn't run off celebrating one of them could have buried it while Cech was on the deck

So we've got a pet hates thread in Football and Chat, so let's have the football version of the "Little things in life" thread. I submit when you're in the pub after the match, Pardew (or the manager of the time) comes on the telly and everyone starts shushing, causing instant silence in a previously bustling bar. And when the ref falls over to ironic cheers.

When you bet on last goal scorer on a cup match, is that for 90 minutes only or including any extra time?

Perfectly sums up the mentality of the mackem.

What monitor have you got like, this one? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SX-gG3W9hrI/TAOt_52BvDI/AAAAAAAAAHU/FyjLqhEGmjo/s1600/post-191680-1224676650_thumb.jpg

His wiki page mentions it

Just keep watching it again and again http://i.imgur.com/ifEwG.jpg