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How about we just have the discussion without the point scoring nonsense? Otter 1, Open C 0

Stole it for facebook, immediate reply from a scouser

Had a Mag-pie on three occasions, once it was lovely, nice and crispy, once it was utterly flacid and horrible, once it was somewhere in the middle

If Everton beat Liverpool to block 6th from becoming a European spot and then beat/draw with us on the final day which stops us getting 5th from Chelsea, what do we do to Niel?

How come sun-fearing kids with photoshop can come up with so many amazing designs and people who are paid a fortune to do this as their job keep coming out with such shit? Are there contstraints in the real world that fans can just ignore or is it just the difference between the product of a labour of love and the product of somebody's day job?

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http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/7664682/

I read that bit in particular in such a scouse accent it's unreal.

No but your lass has! http://i46.tinypic.com/29cq44j.jpg More after the break.

Hmm, a GW with only 6 games in it next. Should probably have looked ahead and managed my transfers accordingly.

Best bit was when someone tried to foul him and just bounced off his titanium ankles. Could easily have gone to ground and got and free kick but it just seemed to make him faster.

Mackem on the metro, lanky little kid going past monument and central on his own, red and white scarf and Sunderland top, singing something unintelligible about giros and trying to start a fight with people and just getting fucking laughed at Just felt sorry for him really.

I did the 2-0 Cisse FGS and got 28/1 which isnt too bad. You obviously have a better bookie than me, bet365 were giving me 16/1 and only 23/1 for Cisse to score a hattrick, think they might be scared of him

Was going to put a quid on 2-0 Cisse first scorer again as it's won me so much lovely money last few games, but the odds were shit so went for 2-0 Ben Arfa first scorer at 30/1 instead

Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp admits he fears Newcastle United's late run for a top-four finish. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/7660764/

http://www.footie.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fergie-mancini.jpg Basically.

If RTG was a movie it would be scat porn.

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Already got more Fantasy Football points than Torres, and once he gets his bonus points he'll be above Carroll as well.

What they fuck were they expecting Vorm to do about that?! Do they think if he'd run to his back fucking post when the ball came through that Cisse would still have tried an audacious lob that Vorm would have saved rather than just tapping it in to the yards of empty net the keeper had just left in front of him?

Has this been posted? If it has, here it is again. http://i.imgur.com/6xlTs.png

What a fucking finish. Pretty much the only thing he could do to guarantee it going in.

@LiterallyJamie Is it racist to suggest that Papiss Cisse looks like a Jar Jar Binks Easter egg? If so, please ignore this comment.

I'm going for Rooney simply because the guy in first place in the only league I have money on doesn't have him and I need to make up ground, so us both having RVP as captain is going to get me fucking nowhere.

If it ends up we need 5th for Europe and we finish below Chelsea, Luiz not being sent off is going to really stick in my fucking throat. In all likelihood we would have beaten them and not had Taylor injured, keeping together the excellent defence we started with. If Everton get to the final I suppose we want Chelsea to join them. Not only an extra game for them but they'd know they were definitely in Europe from a runner's up spot at least, so they could stop giving a fuck about the league altogether, unless Spurs or Arsenal fuck up and they get a sniff at 4th.