BlueStar

That thread is a fucking crease 9-1

I think it's a fair point, if we were down there in the same position I don't think they'd give half as much of a fuck.

Doesn't want to be responsible for losing his new club points that might cost them the title, does he?

It's Pardew mind games man.

Imagine we'll go from singing "You're just a shit Man United" to "You're just a shit Man City" within the space of a week

Dekka says a lot of things...

Toon fan in front of me with a broad Australian accent made me laugh, going fucking mental at the city fans at the end "YEAH? YEAH? COME TO THE UNITED GROUND AND SAY THAT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS MATE, YOU TRY THAT AT THE NEWCASTLE UNITED GROUND YOU FUCKING CUNTS!"

Walking away from the ground was quite funny, about 1 in 3 of the coppers lining the route had proper handlebar moustaches for Movember, so everyone was booing the ones who hadn't done it and cheering and singing ymca when they passed the ones that had.

Big bang that I guess was a firework, shit started being thrown and fans trying to get at each other as if it was basically a starting pistol for some shit kicking off.

Dunno of anyone's mentioned it, but those manc cunts started the game with a chant of "Oh when De Jong, goes sliding in" directed at Hatem.

We out sang them and ripped the piss for 90 minutes. Was a bit of grief, but it came from both sides. They tried to respond to chants like 'you're just a shit man united' with something about Sunderland getting higher gates than us, not sure what it was because the laughter drowned it out.

Good showing by our fans, took the piss non-stop. After they announced their record attendance I started a chant of "would you like to buy some fans" that caught on pretty well. Bit of aggro, firework or something went off and fans on both sides tried to get through the stewards, chucking seats. Heard another explosion outside after an all. Oh, and Jill went past me and gave me a dig. I'll never wash this arm again

It's a tattoo. Surely not Howay

It's a tattoo.

No doubt the mackems will be wetting themselves at the idea of us having red and white on our shirts, in spite of the fact we used to have red numbers which looked awesome.

The thread title is terrifying

Well this thread has been derailed by an outbreak of mass stupidity, so I'm locking it so you can sit in a corner and think about what you've done.

So he's capable of hitting a hotel door, next we move him on to barn doors.

Branson designed it on a napkin in a bar if I remember.

If only we could be sponsored by Oxygen. Quick, get on to the phone to O2! But wait... If our ground is sponsored by Virgin Money... And our ground is sponsored by Sports Direct... That means we're VDFC! /mackemlogic.

Conversely, do we know how Freddie would have reacted to the financial crisis or to the relegation? Ashley was still giving out big money contracts to players when he first started, until we were relegated and a lot of our big earners left, at around the same time the financial crisis was kicking in. I'm not sure his frugality was by design, rather than necessity and we've no idea if Fred would have reigned in the spending in a similar way, with or without some of the more utterly fucking stupid decisions made by Ashley.

I love the fact we've got a stadium right in the city, instead of in the middle of a load of wasteland or on an industrial estate down a motorway.

Imagine it's just a wind-up based on the fact they've been accused of being sock-puppets.

. Some would say I've never been away ...funny you should mention it

Could get away with a blue and red away kit if they claimed it was based on the East End kit like the 90s one. But they're far too stupid to do that.