BlueStar

Barca list the Fairs Cup on their list of European honours, small-time twats...

Wrong thread !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COLLLOOOOOOOOO!

"Ameobis nearly combined" Almost had an Ameobi megazoid!

FUCKFLAPS

I am completely unable to picture Mimifrench as anyone but Mimi Labonq from 'Allo 'Allo. I even read her posts in the accent.

Was trying to push his upper body, but was off target and hit his face?

Jill using cracks me the fuck up. Loven :fwap: Same here! I can never remember if there's a version for me or not :lol: :jill: http://1.2.3.10/bmi/i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g388/nghia_vn/Meme/GirlFapFap.png

Forever Malonely

anyone else find it creepy that they have a match thread for each and every one of our games? If Newcastle win, I'll be upset so aye

How many mentions do you think we'll get the first RTG editorial?

His ability and willingness to try and turn in the box and make space for himself is something we've not had from forwards for a while and it's an excellent weapon to have.

Funnily enough, aside from racist 70s sitcoms and modern day ijnternet mackems I don't think I've heard someone described as a "spear-chucker".

> Mag at work comes through the door "Honey, ahm hurm!" *Whoops and applause* "Put the telly on pet, ah cannit wait to see the Barcelurna of the North beat Man U the neet, reckon it'll be a waak awa." > Cuts to 3-0 Man U scoreline and M.A.W with head in hands. Flower on windowsill wilts SFX: SLIDE WHISTLE

So we've got a pact with the devil which keeps Best scoring, we've infiltrated EA to unfairly inflate our player ratings in video games so that players think we're a better team than we are and are more likely to join us, we control the local, national, TV and print media, we have referees in our pocket, Sunderland players and managers deliberately fail because they're closeted Newcastle fans, outside of football we use our influence to get Toon fans on to adverts, keep the Tyneside propaganda going with unfairly excessive coverage of things like the Great North Run... This is beyond the usual football related bitterness, do the denizens of RTG get changed in the cupboard because they think Mags are spying on them through a camera in that round hole in the light fitting? I guess the conspiracy theories and superstitions are easier than admitting that maybe their team isn't as amazing as they thought and our players aren't all as Championship level as they've imagined...

And become immortalised as a footy trivia answer for all time

Give Beefy a lifetime supply of Balti pies in exchange for tattooing SportsDirect.com on his gut?

You should have stayed at a big club, stayed at a biiig club, you should have stayed at a big club...

@OptaJoe: "8 - Sergio Aguero has become only the 2nd player to score eight times in his first five Premier League games (after Mick Quinn).

Hooray, Smalling gets me a goal! Good job as well, before that I'd done the old trick of having far more points on the bench than on the pitch.

He'd be a perfect fit for us, funnily enough, hates spending money and loves developing unknown French teenagers.

Great to have a local player we can be proud of getting behind. ie as opposed to Carroll, who we had to cheer on in the knowledge that he was a dick.

Shola "positionally astute" He has no fucking clue where he is or where anyone else is, he's offside all the fucking time. Shola was born offside man. Sammi already shows more of a footballing brain than Shola, Nile Ranger has a better footballing brain than Shola man.

Good practise for if he comes here then.

Hopefully that means a trip to the glue factory.