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No Bale

Sounds like "I'm sorry everyone made such a big deal about it"

Club captain, embodies everything about the club.

Can only read than in a tone similar to "I'd rather cut off my own cock".

Not had to make any transfers for like three weeks so I've got 2 free ones. Not really anyone I want to take out though, so I feel I'd just be swapping for the sake of it. Shame to lose the free one I can't carry over though.

Presume if Newcastle players had smashed up cars in Sunderland they'd be all "Oh wow, those Mags really got one over on us, wish we had players like that" No, they'd be fucking foaming and think it proved we were worse than scum

Just as likely to be the cars of Sunderland players as Newcastle fans, seeing as they all live, eat and drink in Newcastle. As evidenced by the fact they were out for their Christmas party in town, not slumming it in the ghetto across the river.

And from Masterplan (Wireside, isn't he?)

How did you kniow? They've just went up in my estimation. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=654636&page=3#ixzz1ghDpkHsk Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=654636&page=5#ixzz1ghEFOFTO There's that class again Millionare footballers wrecking ordinary people's cars, get in lads, brilliant because it was after they spent a night socialising in Newcastle, even though we've no idea if it was Newcastle fan's cars or not.

Did they show him the advert and everything?

Can't wait to see his new perfume range and Pepsi adverts

The more I look at it, the more pleadingly pathetic it becomes. "Newcastle aren't the be all and end all of football in the Northeast, honest! Sunderland are here too, if you've never heard of us look us up on google. Also available for Take That concerts!"

Ex-Aston Villa star Lee Hendrie facing bankruptcy hearing http://www.sundaymercury.net/news/midlands-news/2011/12/11/ex-aston-villa-star-lee-hendrie-facing-bankruptcy-hearing-66331-29932675/ Remember at Villa a few years back when he was being a right bellend and as he was getting subbed he got a rousing chorus of "YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE FUCKING TWAT" (To the same tune as 'Your support is fucking shit' and about 100 others). He totally lost his shit and and started shouting and gesturing at the away end, to much ironic cheering and laughter.

Or "Woolsington International" ignoring the fact that "Woolsington is a village and civil parish in the City of Newcastle upon Tyne" And I suppose Birmingham International Airport is actually Bickenhill International Airport Funnily enough, most cities don't really want their massive fuck-off airport actually in their city centre, I think a Boeing 747 touching down in Northumberland Street might have a detrimental effect on how nice a place Newcastle is to visit.

Only points after O'Neill came in will count. Watch.

Is that a chant of "That Gareth Bale, he runs like he's shit"?

No intention of battling with Spurs at the end of the season. Don't like the fact Stoke seem to be going on a good run while we're havng a wobble, could do with them getting beat.

Mags r hurtin!

Needed a wrongly disallowed goal to beat a shit, depleted Blackburn team at home, but I'm sure this signals the start of their quest for Europe

How on earth is that a foul on the keeper? Should be two down.

On a fucking plate

Can't believe Blackburn are beating Barcelona away, Ronaldhino should totes have gone there.

1-0 down already

The Nou Camp is looking pretty empty.

It's OK, they've got a plan http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=653009