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RT @CaulkinTheTimes Carroll was not agitating to leave. He wasn't unsettled. And, yes, the transfer request was a mechanism used by #Nufc. But ... he signed it.

Watching a Liverpool fan on a non-footy forum go on and on alternating things like With

Ben Arfa? Ireland? I'd go for Enrique (only half joking)

Gareth Southgate being head of elite development at the fa, has a bigger drip ever been given a more awesome job title?

Mong TV on SSN

Blackburn sign Formica in midfield, hardly the basis of a quality unit.

Bendtner for more than we spent on Owen

I was looking at other clubs forums earlier and everyone of them were calling us mad for rejecting the initial £30m bid. Yeah, let's see what their opinion of Carroll's replacement is.

You remind me of a lass I know

It's like one of those pub questions, isn't it? Would you rather drown or burn to death? If you had to fuck Pat Butcher or Ann Widdecome, which would it be?

Start with "What the fuck are you looking at?" and just take it from there.

Why would he? Putting up with shit like this is what he was brought in for.

"Sorry to see him go, but when a player wants to leave, transfer request, blahblahblah"

OK, let's bump this post after the summer window, shall we, then we can discuss the £35 million worth of players we'll have and how great they'll be for the team.

Bitterly ironic that when he came on last Saturday he was greeted with a chant of "You're just a shit Andy Carroll"

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Even if we sign him, what's our formation going to be? 3-6-------------------------------------1? (That's Shola offside)

Going on about how great the money is reminds me of people who were thrilled about the housing market going crazy five years ago "My house is worth three times what I paid for it!" Yeah, that's cos house prices have gone up, dickhead, unless you're planning on selling your house and not buying another one this doesn't really help you. The fact is that we now need a striker in a market where a 22 year old who's had half a good season costs £35m, we're not the most attractive prospect and no-one's going to give us a deal because they know we've got money in the bank.

Best not http://www.leaderpost.com/news/Text+message+blows+suicide+bomber+accident/4172966/story.html

At least now each time he decks someone we can pray he gets sent down instead of hoping he gets off scot free, can't wait till his first night out with Gerrard.

What's come up on the medical, AIDS?

Leeds sell Ferdinand ??????

Geordie nutters were setting his car ahad when he played for us, wonder what they're planning now.

He gets the ball, he does fuck all You touch his hats, he'll be appalled He's Am-e-o-bi Newcastle's number nine

How much and who can we buy is all that matters now. Liverpool probably told him to put the request in to lower the price in return for better wages tbh.