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Andy and Kevin in the stands together at Celtic Park.

I fucking love joey barton, that angle where you saw him ping that cross in, freeze, and then throw his hands in the air like he just didn't care - fuck yeah.

We've been bent over for 14 minutes solid. Something needs to change or this will be a rout.

Great challenge by Dunne

Villa have a 3rd penalty appeal waved away.

Heskey wrestled to the ground by titus but ref says no pen. Must have thought he made Emile of it.

Wish teams like Blackpool, Wigan and West Brom would settle into their relegation form, inconsiderate wankers.

If Peter Crouch falls in the box, and there's no-one else around, is it a penalty?

Youtube ad for me was for "SMB Surveillance", that's what you get when a robot trawls the comments to target adverts

Presumably the masked gang that turned up at his house and the Man U fans giving him dogs abuse all week on the internet will very quickly forget about this, like the scousers did over Gerrard wanting to go to Chelsea.

Why is there buttock stabbing in Rome? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8068088.stm

It looks like Andy and Kevin have asked for a photo with the ginger guy, not the other way round.

It's fucking typical isn't it, we sign a promising French flair player and he gets shattered into pieces, we bring through a local lad with bags of natural potential and he's a fucking moron. It you crossed Terry Fuckwit and Biffa Bacon the result would look and act like Andy Carroll.

Be absolutely piss funny if he went to city, make it happen.

I cannot believe you have just said you would have Rooney at Newcastle. Genuinely blown away. Could you honestly see it ending in anything but disappointment and disaster? I just can't imagine him banging in the goals and being a success, he's doing fuck all but skulk around the pitch snarling for Man U and England, what exactly would his motivation levels be playing for us?

Having a nightmare at the moment. Alex, crocked, Drogba, crocked, Sagna, crocked, Ben Arfa, crocked, Almunia, crocked, Albrighton, dropped, Luke Young, dropped, Samba, sent off and banned. Not a good week,

Would anyone even want him here? Honestly wouldn't be over excited if we got him on some miracle transfer, couldn't see him being anything else than Owen mk II. So are the likes of Real Madrid really going to pull out all the stops and give him the contract and position he wants? And would leaving the country get him away from his personal problems and media circus anyway? I'm sure some of those Spanish hookers are canny fit.

Was in the air while this match was being played, turned on extortionate data roaming once I touched down in New York, saw the scoreline, went "Ah fuck", opened the match timeline, went "What the fuck." Think I'll forget about footy for the rest of my hols. After I've checked my fantasy team.

I can't see shit either, could someone rehost it?

Maybe we could start a petition and make sure they send him to jail?

Haven't we established that it's a man's sport, that managers can never be accused of asking a player to put a reducer in and that a leg breaking tackle isn't even a free kick? Just send Tiote in with a career ender on Benty in the first five minutes.

Liverpool will probably be awarded 9 extra points, can't have one of the big four in the relegation zone.

Could someone explain how come Southampton were docked 9 points when their holding company went into administration, but the view is that if Liverpools's holding company went into administration, but the club itself didn't, then they wouldn't lose 9 points? West Ham seemed to avoid it as well. There's also talk about there only being a risk of a points deduction if the holding company is deemed by the Premier League as being solely concerned with the ownership of Liverpool and football-related matters, but they'll be safe if the club's just a solvent part of an overall portfolio - I know West Ham's Icelandic bank owners had their fingers in a large amount of other pies, but what else exactly does Kop Football (Holdings) Ltd do?

Where abouts in Whitley has he moved to? (Area /street rather than door number) Don't know exactly, think it's the leafier and less boozy whitley lodge type end rather than by the promanade, thankfully.

Statement from the LMA in reaction to Danny Murphy's comments on SSN in a sec.