BlueStar

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What really pisses me off about this is that I don't know who to be angry at

You mean like how Liverpool were pursuing Carroll before Torres' future was confirmed so they weren't left standing there with 2 hours of the window left with a big bag of money and no fucking strikers?

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/11/02/02/manual_231953.html&TEAMHD=soccer&BID=165 Newcastle manager Alan Pardew admitted he feared he could be without Shola Ameobi for up to six weeks if it is confirmed the forward suffered a fractured cheekbone in the 1-0 defeat at Fulham.

Fucking hell, this kid makes my lass look positively brunette.

Not a judgement, is it? Just the opinion of some EU adviser?

Went straight in the bin, after changing his positon to rentboy and birthplace to sunlun. Shola's injury highlights how ludicrous it was on the club's side. Surely if they were desperate enough to spunk £35m on him we could have said "This would leave us with no strikers, you can only have him if you give us one of your rejects like Jovanovic or N'Gog on loan till the end of the season"? Why do we never think of these things? Remember when we wrapped up the deal to sell Given and then went "Oh, by the way, can be buy Michael Johnson?

Get it in the box, softcocks!

Flacid.

Painful to watch.

4 attempts, 2 on target

Don't look like having a shot, never mind scoring.

BAHWAHAHAHAHA Duff

Oh good, Shola fucked. This is exactly what's guaranteed to happen when you go into a transfer window needing striker and come out of it with two less than you started with,

"Ladies and gentlemen, it's showtime" I fucking hate Fulham, inoffensive fucking cunts.

Taking ITKness at face value, can we assume if he's given number 8 that he'd be a midfielder, or am I living in a prehistoric era where numebrs actually had meaning? This is Renne's current number 8 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvain_Marveaux

I said in relegation season he'd probably end up in league 1. Remember the contoversy when he was given the number 9 shirt? Bizarre. To be fair, a mate of mine said at the start of last season he'd be England's first choice centre forward in two years time.

Be great if we have Spiderman and Hulk playing for us, convince Tevez to join as the Human Torch and we're set.

If that deal comes crashing down, I'll hurt inside.

Phil Airey will be worth £25m by then remember

Adel Taarabt (Man U supposedly put off him after radging at his teammates against Hull) Skjelbred Van Wolfswinkle Adam Johnson £35m cover them lot?

A few more from other teams Chelsea fans: He's now a Blue he was Red, Torres Torres. He left the Kop to join the Shed, Torres Torres. He used to go out on the rob, but now he's got a proper job. Fernando Torres, Chelsea's number 9! Gateshead fans, to Buxton fans Poor man's Evian, you're just a poor man's Evian, poor man's Eviaaaan, you're just a poor man's Evian. Scotland fans, to Italy fans "We're gonna deep fry your pizza" On Kasper Schmeichel He stands between the posts, he's named after a ghost, oh Kasper, woooaah, oh Kasper, woooah.

I really don't get this transfer, surely for 50m you could get a great striker on shit hot form?

Straws to clutch at - Potentially injury prone - Likely to get nicked/fail a drugs test/crash his car/fall off a stool drunk - May be one of those players who was going to be the next big thing but never realised his potential - Might do the same to the scousers, use them as a stepping stone and fuck off to Chelsea, Man City or Real as soon as he can (Sell on fee included in the 'add-ons'?)