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Most recently reffed our Carling Cup win at Stamford Bridge, where luckily his daft pen gift to the home team didn't make a difference. Dowd seems to enjoy sending at least one manager to the stands if at all possible, imagine Bruce would be firm favourite for that this time.

They were kicking off that we were both the same odds to win the league not so long ago

Impossible, our entire team is shit and full of players they've never heard of and they're buying £13m Ballon d'Or nominees and don't even need to play them, we'll be lucky to keep it single figures. They're not even bothering to predict the result, just how many they'll win by and what Darren Bent's first victory tweet will be.

The Mail had an article on the game and said it was going to be a close match, some of them are going ape shit and saying the journalist must be a mag

Presume it's something to do with the accents of foreign journalists, barn door, Ballon d'Or, it's an easy mistake to make.

GEORDIE MAG SKUNK BARCODE BASTARD IN 'NEWCASTLE ARE BIG CLUB' GLOAT BRUCE OUT FTM 2-1 /rtg

I like the addition of Robert's little y-fronts at the bottom of the crest.

The horseys make me shit myself. The coppers have absolutely no control over them and they fling their legs out everywhere I can take the horses nee sweat, its the mental dogs I'm scared of. Last time we played at the stadium of light a mackem tried to run at us after we got off the metro before the match and was dragged to the deck by one of them, nearly tore his stripey charva jumper clean off

Mackems probably think he's gonna win one of these http://totalrentalofmolalla.com/myPictures/BALLOON%20ARCH2.jpg

Breaking news - Paul the Octopus dies peacefully in his sleep.

Hilarious considering their obsession with our attendances 20-odd years ago (which they consistently compare to our attendances now rather than the gates all the other clubs were getting at the time)

My, the mackems seem awful confident about this one.

That Nolan face is a smilie waiting to happen by the way.

Probably his bail conditions, has to wear a top with his prisoner number on it so they can just chuck him straight in a cell next time he decks someone.

Ranger's said several times how much he'd love to play against Arsenal at some point, with them being his boyhood team. Hopefully he'll be really up for this opportunity.

Yeah, it's an absolutely glass place to be You'd got to be a bit 'andy if it kicks off though.

You simply can't take that into account when passing a verdict though, you have to look at the case on an individual basis and simply at the evidence available. You can't base it on "Well he's a dodgy bloke so he probably did it" or "Well, you're a nice lad so we'll ignore that bit of evidence and assume you're innocent."

No wonder he was pushing for a harsher sentence!

RTG will probably pay his legal costs and bus fans to the trial like it was a cup final.

Judge mustn't have got the petition in time.

Probably just got his wallet straight out and tried to give a grand to the baliff. I think its a trick, to make him look more "boyish". And hope the judge will fall for it Tiger Wood's PR guys did the same thing and gave him a shirt a few sizes too big to make him look like a repentant little boy.

Doesn't he scrub up well?

Serves the cunts right http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/848/aug28185hx2.png

Who was the player who scored a pen, then kept running and punched the keeper in the face? Be a good way to get his hat trick.

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