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Poor bastards, what happened to just hitting them with a ruler or something?

Not just me then? DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

Dunno, they bought that Moroccan lad in the transfer window though.

On the plus side, they were poor and needed a late goal against the worst team in the league last week. Unfortunately Wenger seemed pretty pissed off about that and he's warned them against 'complacency', so I don't think we can rely on them being as lacklustre against us unfortunately.

Right, done some tinkering Nolan Goal Message Alert ('And it's Nolan! He's got his hat-trick! FIVE nil!') http://www.mediafire.com/?nsojicczz8cmil3 Nolan Duck Sauce Message Alert ('Kevin Nolan') http://www.mediafire.com/?1ipak1ayixz1n0u Nolan Duck Sauce Message Alert Extended ('Kevin Nolan - doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo') http://www.mediafire.com/?gtp2bqwmhcpavgk Nolan Duck Sauce Ringtone (Loopable) http://www.mediafire.com/?ufatv87rpictgo4

Y'know... We keep talking about how bent getting injured would fuck them. Be careful what you wish for, because it could actually save them. It would force Bruce to experiment with formations and maybe find something more reliable than this comfort zone 4-5-1 he's clinging onto for dear life, which at the moment gambles on Bent being on form and one of those hoofs coming off. Even when it's worked, it's looked less than convincing. Some of our best tactics and pairings have come from necessity, a line up we've gone for because of injuries or because of needing to tailor our squad around the best players we have available and then going "Wait a sec, we're onto something here." An out of form but fully fit Bent leading to the continuation of Bruce playing 5 in midfield, when his midfeild is pretty fucking gash and he should be playing as few of them as possible, with much of their talent on the bench because they don't fit in around the undroppable one, could be preferable to a spell on the sidelines for Mr Benty.

suderland ticket office? been changed today apparently. you couldnt make it up. ;D Well I'm not surprised, those numbers are now more offensive than a swastika after all. In Sunderland schools kids will probably be taught to count 2346789 from now on.

Looks like Ashley made that mug himself from modeling clay in art class

Does he think they'd do a better job on his guttering than they did on the pitch like?

Just like Sunderland's back four, amirite?

Made a mobile message alert. Sorry about the crackle, went through so much converting and chopping that I dunno where it came from. http://www.mediafire.com/?nsojicczz8cmil3

We went down, We came up, Mackems came, we fucked them up, With a nick-nack paddywack...

Walking into the ground being treated like they were paedophiles on their way into court probably didn't do much for their pre-match mindset

It's like the Poles, since the metro got extended to Sunderland they've been running through the tunnel barefoot every night in the hope of a better life.

Had to add this to complete the look. http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/504/raincloudsanimatedclipadb2.gif http://i53.tinypic.com/107ug5g.jpg

So lets have a look at the goals in this game of 'hoof ball' shall we? Goal 1 - Corner, knock down header, low overhead kick into the net. Goal 2 - Quick one-two between Jose and Jonas looking for a gap, comes back to Jonas, who plays a low diagonal ball through to Nolan, who taps it straight back to Jonas. Jonas takes a shot, which gets deflected to Carroll, who flicks it to Nolan six yards out to tap home. Goal 3 - Quick tap-tap-tap between Shola and Jonas opens up their defence on the left, Jonas makes a piercing run into the side of the penalty box surrounded by three red and whites and a beaten mackem defender brings him down. Goal 4 - Series of short passes across the middle, Simpson crosses early from the right. Carroll heads onto the bar, Shola scissor-kicks it in the net 'with some style' Goal 5 - Free kick after we once again unlock their defence with short passing on the ground and quick movement off the ball, leading to a desperate challenge. Deflected for a corner, knock down, headed in. Chicken dance. Goal 6 - HOOOOOOOFFFF to Bent, who passes it wide to Henderson who takes a potshot at goal, blocked for a corner. Corner comes in, Gyan (?) heads it to Bent, who slots it home.

Bruce 20-1 next manager to go.

Had to read it twice to realise who he was describing as Wimbledon. Their only tactic was to pass it back to a defender then hoof. Look, its simple. Gyan is Ian Rush, Cattermole is Graeme Souness. Phil Bardsley is Phil Neal, Henderson is Terry MacDermot, Titus Bramble is Alan Hansen, Danny Welbeck is John Barnes, Steve Bruce is Bob Paisley. Surely you can see the comparison?

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/columnists/david-anderson/If-Chris-Hughton-isn-t-a-big-enough-name-for-Newcastle-owner-Mike-Ashley-why-not-get-in-Geordie-legends-Ant-and-Dec-or-even-Cheryl-Cole-David-Anderson-Column-article618459.html What a fucking wanker, no wonder he's deleted nearly all the comments left on his article.

Managed to get a chorus of that going in the pub on Sunday

Imagine that's when the first bricks began to be shat How many of their team have experienced a derby before?

? http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/8833/61774442.jpg (I can see it in the papers tomorrow already by the way "SICK Geordies have styled their scoreline over arch rivals Sunderland as a NAZI SWASTIKA to taunt Sunderland's partially Jewish fanbase.")

When's that from? Good few years back by the strips but they've had so much to cry about I can't place the exact relegation or defeat

Would result in a very swift removal of any and all sports direct branding at least...