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As an agent of a player who might come here on free or small fee from sales money it tells me these guys have no ambition, won't pay decent wages and won't be a good move for my client. To the agents of our players it says now is a good time to jump ship and as the club are desperate for money and need to make up the numbers, any half decent player they have can probably be snapped up at a knock down price, especially now team morale has just been kicked on the crotch and said players are unlikely to be looking forward to the relegation slog we've just announced.

Wouldn't be surprised if he did to be honest, can imagine bumbling through the season with a succession of part-time clowns like kinnear.

Basically reads like we're moaning about going up because we've now got pesky things like expectations, mote media attention and a need to get the squad up to a higher level. But don't worry, we've got no intention of staying in this league anyway, hopefully all the problems of the premier league will only ne fleeting.

First team to win the vase 3 times, first team to retain it, quickest wembley goal, any more records? Biggest margin of victory in a wembley final maybe? Either way, out on the piss in London the neet!

4-1, party time at wembley! Missed our third cos I was still having a piss. Apparently I've now seen the quickest ever wembley goal, 24 seconds. Well supported chant of 'there's only one johnny Decker' fills the ground, followed by a Mexican wave.

Didn't I hear the whitley match was streamed free on the fa site?

Off to see whitley-wroxham at wembley in an hour, if all our better halves can get here from fucking harrods to this pub in time. Knew they should have taken their match tickets off us when we offered.

Just an excuse to go to the pub and watch some footy, really. Can't say that watching England is anything like watching Newcastle, feel better about our promotion than I would if England won the WC.

Just seen a van deliver something to st James, according to the adverts all over it they specialise in outsized comedy props for photo shoots, ie a 6 foot mobile for some to shout in or ginormous dice to film people sitting on for ads and publicity shots.

That paddy power advert, fucking hell

Has no-one heard from the people at the photoshoot at St James what it looks like?

Has no-one heard from the people at the photoshoot at St James what it looks like?

Howay Blackpool, win the play offs and give us a canny away trip next season. And take up a relegation spot.

What did they sing instead of shag? Fuck.

Some of my mates have been on there, seem to remember they got the lowest ever score on the kick the ball in the hole thing.

The ash clouds weren't really from the volcano, it was NUFC emptying their mass crematorium.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEW SHIRT? ... ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEW NEWCASTLE UNITED SHIRT?

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Must be this telly in the pub, that or my eyes are getting old cos even the score thing in the corner seems to have them black and white.

Is that west brom's new home kit? Have they decided to try and emulate our success by switching to black and white or is it just a very, very, very, very, very dark blue, ted? If i'd never heard of wba i'd never guess that wasn't black.

Must be a right twat to be on the other end of this, where every season you expect that of the three teams that come down from the prem, at least two of them are going to fuck your chances of automatic promotion.

Wow, Burnley thrash Liverpool 4-0 http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x118/Rob_BWFC/Picture2.png

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