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What a twunt that Century Radio guy was. Good of some of the Ipswich lot to stay back, i regaled them with a hilarious rendition of 'you're going home in a combine harvester' on the way to the station in return.

Is he the guy who wears 99 on the back of his shirt?

I think it takes far more effort to fuck up vertical black and white stripes than it does to make a smart kit out of them, so no, I don't want them to go all out or put maximum effort into it because of the likelyhood of them over-thinking it.

Surely Puma will go all-out to make a great first kit for us. There's been quite a lot of publicity about their kit deal with us so I can't see them churning out some re-hashed shite. I'm confident they'll come up with a goodun. Um... Do we really want them to go "all-out"? I think the main danger is them trying too hard and fucking it up, all they need to do is black stripes, decent collar, no fucking capes, sashes, shoulder pads, boxes or anything. If they start trying to over-engineer it to make a good first impression and be "innovative" it'll end up bloody awful.

Any half decent cup run would be a good excuse to change it to "We're Newcastle and we're going to Wembley"

Hope they bounce back up, if they do we should make em a banner, even if it's just a tin of paint and a bedsheet one.

Used superbreak.com, train down Sat, coming back monday, 2 nights in a 4 star hotel in Chelsea, £159 each. Didn't think that was too bad.

Before dave corrects my grammar, that should have been 'all these', but i'm posting on my shit old phone with predictive text and cant edit it.

All there Ginsters ads are like porn to nolan, he's running around with a lob-on.

Can just imagine any mask that Smith has been hiding in his kecks waiting for a goal will be incredibly dated, something like Mr Blobby or Roland Rat.

Wondering if there'll be some imaginative chants, was there not a european match where there had been some kind of flight chaos or a late reschedule of the date and people were singing "We're getting sacked in the morning" etc because they'd all had to call in sickies or soemthing?

I'm actually convinced that post generator has already been made How come they all seem to have so many Mag mates whose sole purpose is to keep them in the loop about terrible events unfolding at the club?

Or Shola to score his own version of the perfect hat-trick - left shin, right shin, face.

A hat-trick from an unlikely quarter, someone like Jonas, Ranger, Guthrie, Williamson

the obvious answer to that question is a firm no, they wouldnt know what to do with themselves positive thinking goes against their mo Most of the coverage would be slagging off our opponents I imagine, finding foreign news articles bemoaning their luck or questioning a decision, claiming such and such a player had tarnished the win by being caught saying a swearword or not singing the anthem at the final...

Cellar for a week with no food? Holiday to Proctor & Gamble.

Surely there's enough material there to create an SMB post generator, if anyone can code a bit of Visual Basic or something? *click* A mag mate of mine reckons that they thought they were gonna sign Torres, and when they realised they weren't they smashed up the Centre for Life. *click* A mag mate of mine reckons that Alan Shearer punched Chris Hughton because Ashley has only given him £3m to spend. *click* A mag mate of mine reckons they're going to finish at least 5th this year and that Central Station is closed because the mags say Steven Taylor has a Durham accent. *click* A mag mate of mine says the mags smashed up the greenmarket because they might not reach 100 points in the league and one of the stalls was selling red and white grapes.

When I lived in the UK I DID cancel Sky subs because they had taken shares in both Man U(our main rivals at the time)and the Mackems. I think the Murdochs have far too much power in the world because of their media holdings and if I had an alternative , I would cancel here in Oz too, but its the only way to see NUFC now. Saw an interesting election snippet the other day

Hope some of the bored looking Wigan fans went off to watch the rugby in the pub at 80 minutes

I would absolutely rage if that happened, got the Saturday booked of but no way can I get out of working Sunday at this stage.

I reckon Keanu Reeves and Charles N'Zogbia must be good mates and they've got a sportsman's bet on who can have a confused expression on their face non-stop for the longest.

We're Newcastle and we're staying in this league, staying in this league, staying in this league?

I've got the blue star (flat, no 3d or gradient or owt) on my back and when I went in and asked about it they just dug around in their Newcastle football folder and pulled out a template of it.

How can people even come up with a rumour, even gossip that we're planning on spending £18m on one player (again)?