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They could ask a Sunderland legend to wear a Newcastle shirt like... Uh... Well when I was in Shildon for the Whitley Bay match all the pubs were decked out in mackem shit, but some of them had a token toon spot on the wall and alongside each other were two mirrors, one with a picture of Shearer reading "Alan Shearer - Newcastle and England" and the other "Kevin Phillips - Sunderland and England" so I guess that's their equivalent.

Look north took a toon top to Sunderland and could only find one person willing to put it on.

Surely the main issue doesn't just boil down to numbers, it's if the penalties were valid or not? If one team gets 6 stonewall penalties awarded over 12 games and one gets four, of which three were clearly dodgy, which team has had the better treatment from the ref?

Talking of his shit current form, didn't Cappello say he'd only pick players based on form? Steve G shouldn't be anywhere near the starting 11 on that basis.

He's getting even more of a cunt now he's getting frustrated about being shit this season. Dirty tackles, worst diver in the league now Drogba's reigned it in, soft twat who makes a meal of every tackle, quickly becoming my least favorite player in the top four.

They can't use swirling any more now they've learned the FBI can just swirl it the other way.

Poor guy...

Bit of a paradox, first reaction gutted because he was taking them down, but then with Phil gone I guess I've not as much reason to want them relegated any more.

4,000 more than they've had for any other game there this season, imagine what it looks like the rest of the time.

Wonder how much they spent on that banner? Can't imagine any of our lot even bothering with an A4 print out to have a go at the Smoggies.

No virgins in the Boro section of course.

Boro with a big banner reading "Trophy Virgins" pointing to the Newcastle crowd

Lads in the stands in dust masks and gas masks, looks like they've not confiscated them this time.

Does it turn you inside out if you inhale it?

Piece of piss, no way we're leaving the wastelands with anything less than 3 points.

Aw, Newcastle having a "black cat" on their shirt was going to be the highlight of Sunderland's season as well. When did they suddenly decide they were the black cats anyway? Never heard a peep of that growing up. EDIT: Oh, they had a vote on it

Damien Duff was on Rich, Famous and Jobless last night an all http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/9875/captureth.jpg

Stuck with him now

Thing is, if the mackems got beat with their disgruntled yank owner in attendance then they may have found Bruce out on his ear and Hughes brought in. This will have certainly have brought Agent Bagpuss some time.

I can actually see something ridiculous happening like being top of the table after two games and having to convince everyone we don't think we're going to be challenging for Europe.

http://anonymouslefty.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/captain-obvious.jpg To the rescue!

Game in hand against Bolton is massive for them. Win and things look much, much better, lose and they're one game away from being a fully paid up member of the relegation scrap club.

What happens if they beat spurs, then get wound up before the final? Would chelsea or villa just get a bye to the trophy? Would they have to go to wembley and just pick up the cup? To be honest, I'd travel down for that if it was us, beats rolling over to Arsenal or Man U

Some belting goals, great to see the spiderman mask in person. 18 goals in our last 4 home games. Canny, that.

Bungee jumping off Durban's stadium http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8544985.stm