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Porstmouth are denying they've been given a winding up order now.

How many premier league teams do you think we'd have a chance of beating with our current squad? Hull and Wolves probably. We've got better individuals than Burnley but they play better as a team. Wigan maybe because they're dross unless they're playing one of the big boys. Apart from that...

Swansea sing "The Cardiff swam away" in reference to 1988 when 30 Cardiff fans were rushed by a load of Swansea nutters and jumped into Swansea Bay to escape

Ah, my mate got it with his press pass, didn't know the prawn munchers got them as well.

What do you reckon I could get for this on eBay? http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/6609/img1017.th.jpg (apologies for my cat's whiskers)

Fucks sake. Crowd over 47k fwiw.

Do our lads get horlicks at half time or what? Same when we came out again at shef wed.

Fantastic goal 2:20 into the BBC highlights for UK folk http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/8424739.stm

Before the season started my mate who's a Spurs fan bet one of the lads I go to the match with £20 that Spurs would finish higher in the Premier League than Newcastle would in the Championship.

To Dolly Parton's "Jolene" Coleen, Coleen, Coleen, Coleeeeeen Doesn't it fuck you off Wayne shagged that gran?

Would we get Real Madrid money for him from Real? Because we didn't get Arab billionare money from City for Given.

Buried that like.

Gary Glitter's red and white army was better. I didn't hear that one! I liked "Your ground's too big for you, your ground's too big for you."

I'm so glad we don't do a version of that "by far the greatest team the world has ever seen" song. Do people not feel fucking stupid singing that when they're being cock-slapped by second-tier no marks in front of empty stadiums every week? Greatest team ever seen by the world, not Real Madrid 1960, not Man U in 1999, not Liverpool in the mid-80s or the Arsenal invincibles of 2004, no, Midlesborough 2009 featuring David Weater and Julio Arca. By a clear margin at that.

11 pages about our attendance 14 Sunderland... Famous for Newcastle...

Are Boro the worst away fans we've had here this season or do Watford pip them to it?

Had to laugh at 'sit down you paedophile' aimed at some smoggie twat in a Santa suit.

Oh well, can't imagine Boro fans will be too upset about the ref, they didn't even have enough supporters arsed enough to sell out for their 'derby' and those that have turned up are sitting in silence waiting to go home.

4-3 Man City

a bit drastic!

http://i50.tinypic.com/2iwaz9c.jpg

rested

I fucking hate commentators in matches with the big four. "Oh my God, unbelievable! How can someone possibly send a Liverpool player off? Was there interference with the fourth official?" Interference? That's what he's fucking there for to provide support for the re,f dicknose.

Maybe these guys could do it? http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/engrish-funny-black-white.jpg

Mate of mine absolutely worshipped him and was gutted when he went to Villa. Was thinking of getting just 16 and no name on the back of his current shirt.