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Was in Head of Steam and my mam rang me as we were going down the stairs to go to the match telling me it was off, so I just shouted to my mates and everyone else who was walking down the stairs telling them, everyone turned around, went back to the bar and got pissed all day. Was probably more entertaining than the game would have been, felt sorry for the poor fuckers who came all the way up from London though. Went all the way down to West Ham ages ago and even got in the fuckiing ground and they called it off because of rain, said it had got into the electrics or something. What a fucking pisser that was.

Dunno if anyone's posted this facebook group yet http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=138858761796

Redknapp responds to secret party http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5778730,00.html

Wow, if mike ashley became a totally different person and did the exact opposite to everything he's done so far that made people hate him then people would like him. How insightful.

Apart from maybe Luton

For too sensible and ambitious to ever happen under this regeime. Would only happen if he was brought in as temporary cover for crucial member of the squad leaving for good or something.

BBC Breakfast news just put up todays fixtures on a graphic including "Aston Villa vs Newcastle United"

Former Birmingham owners launch £50m bid to buy West Ham http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5772143,00.html Pfft, silly sausages. Don't they know that even Championship clubs are worth £100m?

It's a little bit like pulling out when they're ending a 14 yr relationship though. Obviously not happy with something (ashleyCOUGH!) Wonder if the yellow kit was a parting shot at the fat tat merchant for fucking them about so often.

But that's not because it doesn't rhyme with it, is it?

Wonder if there was the option if two CCC clubs would swap with them, join the SPL and play in the Champions League every season.

How on earth does 'Fabriiiiiiice Pancrate' rhyme with 'Love'? How do any of the songs sung to the tune of it rhyme with "Go west, life is peaceful there"? ? Well loads of football songs are based on it (ie Go West), none of which rhyme with the original lyrics is what I mean (Edit: so surely it shouldn't matter if words put into a song sounds like the words they're replacing as long as the right lines rhyme with each other and all fit.)

How on earth does 'Fabriiiiiiice Pancrate' rhyme with 'Love'? How do any of the songs sung to the tune of it rhyme with "Go west, life is peaceful there"?

Gerrard was diving all fucking match yesterday, and maybe he would have got that pen if he hadn't done his usual leaping up in the air and making a meal of it.

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/8177/captureuh.jpg

Some more stripey ones. I think it's more the actual cut than the design, just looks out-dated and like a pub strip. Everyone I've seen wearing one looks like they borrowed it off their dad and it doesn't quite fit. SC Paderborn 07 http://www.fietz-pb.de/SCPtrikot100.jpg Colchester United http://www.cufcmobiles.co.uk/web3g/img/gift/5051495099210.jpg Havnar Bóltfelag http://www.hb.fo/onlineupdate/my/file.php?/275/SteinfinnurChristianHogni-23112006.jpg Looking at the clubs Puma make kits for, aside from Lazio and Villareal I think it's fair to say we're hardly joining an elite club http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puma_AG#Clubs

This one's alright http://img.terra.com.mx/galeria_de_fotos/images/327/652452.jpg

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/1724/capturecv.jpg

Probably decided not to renew when we were plummeting down the league as a laughing stock rather than just now.

Commentor sucking his fucking cock "OOOH, terrible refereeing" Followed by a replay showing he dived "Uh, on reflection... Yeah, but maybe the referee saw more of a dive than I did."

Fucking bobbins. Didn't hear the goal cos of the lasses hoover either, just saw the thread change.

It's something like this http://www.football-plays.com/images/formations/tandem_formation_green_block_large.gif

MAAAARRRLOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN http://www.colourplanet.cz/userfiles/image/Janis/marlon.jpg

Bellamy you fucking donut, there's my fantasy points for you assist out the fucking winda.

Suuuuper, Super Kev, Suuuuper, Super Kev, Suuuper, Super Kev, Super Kevin Nolan!