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Looks canny this Ronaldo lad, should put a bid in.

It was at a common or garden urinal

How did he manage that? Think it was an act of revenge for me nipping in when he thought it was him next, when he got the next spot to the left of me he aimed horizontally forwards at full force instead of down so it bounced off all over the place.

Not even the guy who splashed piss on my hands in the bogs at half time can put a dampner on this result.

Uuuuuuurrrrbah, uuurbah-fem, uurbah, uurbah fem, uurbah, uurbah fem, uurbafemmy mar-tins!

Come on lads If we put in a performance and get a result today I'm going to start believing Kev's cracked it.

Actually been looking forward to this match all week, which makes a change. Recently I'd not even been thinking about the match until the night before.

I saw a woman driving a police car the other day, whatever next.

That was fucking mint, enjoyed that immensely

Is he a local lad or something? They don't call him Fenham Pele for nothing.

Good luck to the lad, but if people people though he got a tough ride from some toon fans, wait for the treament he gets from those pea-brained neanderthals if he doesn't perform..

Ah, another name for sports hernia apparently.

Stephen Carr - Gilmore's Groin What?

Good, honest, hard working player. I'd like him here to be honest, especially for the £3 million being talked about if Fulham go down. If Smith is worth 6 million, fuckin' hell...

Yeah, there's nowt in the rules about foul and abusive language after all. Everyone else could see that after working his ticket all match and marching 20 yards to protest he was going to get him sent off. If he couldn't, tough tits. He deserved a yellow for stupidity alone and he got one. Bye. No-one would even be moaning about it if it wasn't his second.

Even if it was harsh, the commentators, his team mates and everyone watching could see exactly what was going to happen to Mascarpone as soon as he started marching over so it was stupidity either way.

Mascherano had been giving the ref shit all game though, you could clearly see him shout "FUCK OFF!" at him earlier on. Didn't need to run 20 yards to act incredulous at the ref with his stupid grin (Alonso, to his credit, saw it coming). The thick twat deserved all he got. If I was a scouser I'd be livid at the odious little oik.

Andy Gray talking utter shite here like.

What a wally, absolute nailed-on way to get yourself sent off in this fixture, run half the pitch to get in the ref's face when you're on a yellow. Speaking of idiots, I spent 4 points taking Wes Brown out my fantasy squad this week. More Liverpool players begging for a yellow card from the ref on the way off the pitch.

I'm working Good Friday, Easter Sunday and Easter Monday so doesn't really mean much to me...

Chin up lads, Charlton vs West Brom this afternoon.

Was worried for a second when Martins was coming off muttering to himself, he reached down and pulled his shirt up and I thought he might be about to go Shane Long on Keegan but he was just wiping his face...

After that first half I was seriously considering relegation, couldn't see where a decent ceffort was going to come from, never mind a goal and never mind any points. Just players aimlessly wandering around uninterested, no drive and no ideas. No-one wanted the ball and when they got it they certainly didn't want to do anything with it (our best chance came from a bluenose having a rush of blood to the head) When we went one nil down my mate said what a gift of a goal it was and I lamented that if it had fallen for us we wouldn't have scored. If it had come to Martins he'd have blasted it wide, Owen would have had an anaemic, dribbling shot for the keeper to pick up and anyone else would have stood there like a rabbit in headlights holding up the ball and desperately hoping for someone to get in the box who they could shift responsibility to. Not getting carried away, but the second half was like watching a different team. We still had problems but compared to the first half it was like we'd brought on some ringers from Barca. Going forward, breaking quickly, defending confidently mostly. Then of course the substitution, which was like Sam all over again. When we saw Zog warming up someone said it was a good positive substitution and someone else joked "Yeah, if he's taking off Viduka or someone, it'll probably be Martins". Ha. Ha.

I'm seriously fucking livid, feel like I'm gonna turn green and rip out of my clothes When wor lass gets in I'm gonna fuckin' bray her

FUCKING UTTER BASTARDS!!!!!!!! I booked the fucking Saturday off work ages ago, I'm working on Sunday and the rotas have been finalised so I can't fucking apply for leave for it! Going to have to desperately try and convince someone to swap a shift with me, what a bunch of reprehensible fucking cuntflaps