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Goalability - 9 Powerkickness - 9 Accelarationism - 8 Footbrainience - 8

I think he's just transcribing the official NUFC Top Trumps for this season.

Someone said this the other day. Why not? Everyone from Boro down is in the shite (they're only two points above us), I want them all to lose whilst we win. Wonder if the mackems are hoping we beat Birmingham... Probably not.

Watched it round the house of a Spurs fan, felt quite sorry for him actually Jenas and Chimbonda tho, couldn't happen to a nicer pair of cunts

Link, complete with the picture of Beye appearing to stick one on Pedersen http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/blackburn_rovers/7288153.stm

FA have taken action after reading Rob Styles report about the touchline incident. Don't seem to be doing anything to us! "Blackburn Rovers have been charged with misconduct for the actions of their players and officials in a match against Newcastle United" Rovers have until the 25th of March to respond.

Middlesbrough 28 29 -17 25 Wigan 29 28 -16 26 Reading 29 28 -21 34 Newcastle 29 28 -26 30 Fucking hell, Wigan could have scored 2 in injury time, Fabregas came close to putting it in his own net.

He did come out and say scoring against the mackems for Wigan was brilliant because he still considered it his derby match like.

This is a bit worrying even if Wigan do lose in the end, how many goes would we have hemmoraged by now?

It's OK, we might accidently go down

I've cursed them by having three of them in my fantasy team and adebayor as captain, I take personal responsibility for the impending Sibierski hat-trick.

Wigan's shite pitch making it tough for Arsenal apparently.

Get in you leek munching bastards, remember the Smoggies singing "We're going to Wember-lee" at our place a few months back?

Is new guy as good as Tugay?

The problem is that Sunderland, Reading and Bolton have shit players with some fight in them, we've just got shit players with zero confidence. What we have which they don't are the likes of Emre who can sometimes pull out a spark or a little bit of magic. Unfortunately a relegation scrap isn't really the time when players like that tend to shine.

Back of the mirror today Apparently so far this year we've the worst record of any team in all four divisions. Funny, what with us being such a small deluded club that even with Pomey beating Man U at Old Trafford, Burnley beating Chelsea, heck, Liverpool beating us, it's an A4 picture of Keegan on the backpage...

For the past 3 or 4 years I've gone up with the same three lads. One of them didn't renew this season, I reckon another of them might not renew next, gonna end up a billy no mates in a few seasons at this rate.

Yeah, good excuse for an all day drinking session

That deserved a goal. Would have been a rare highlight from this season as well. Insane attempt. Would have been nice to have an entry to goal of the season seeing as nearly all of them are going to be against us.

*gulp*

Sigh. Martins gets into a good position and didn't look like he knew what to do,

Martins taken some studs to the bollocks. Gerrard coming off, thank fuck.

Brown trousers time

Pennant you reprehensable arsehole.

Come on ref, get that whistle blown. Must be nearly full time now.