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And here's to Bobby Moncur, with the Fairs Cup in his hand...

Yeah, my mates has too. Mine hasn't though

I'd be equally surprised and delighted if we got him. Really can't see it happening myself, but you never know.

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9499/brethartgn2.jpg

That shade of purple would make us look like Harchester United.

Sure this must have been posted before, but... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/2641675.stm

OK!!

"Right, the stars say if Ribery gets injured I should bring on a tall, dark stranger. Nasri, you've got jet black hair and some fearsome eyebrows, on you go." 5 mins later "FUCK, forgot about Boumsong. He's taller, darker and much fucking stranger. How! Nasri!"

I actually put my mobile number in the address section because I was sure I'd fucked it up...

That's in the Sir John Hall Stand, where Geordies never end....

I'm going to pop in to the club shop on my way to work and see if the players are the queuing up to have their names put on the back of their shirts.

Was it really only 1,500 people who were offered this "Away season ticket" thing? I feel special.

Right, well if they can understand the fucking mess I've made of this form they deserve every penny Anyone else not have enough space for their debit card number?

Didn't get a discount when I was a student and I missed most of the matches cos I was in Stoke :-[ On the plus side we were actually good back then so I had no trouble shifting the tickets for games I couldn't make. Maybe the fact nee fucker's willing to stump up £25 on the day to see us play Fulham any more is being taken into account. Just called the box office to give them my new address and it was jammed, took 5 minute of redail to get into the queue and then ten mins on hold. Let's hope I don't get made redundant or get cancer or something in the next three years or Ashley's Direct Debit goons will be round to take me telly.

Gonna go for the 3 year direct debit thing Hope everyone's cut out their Direct Debit "Guartantee" at the bottom. You'd think they'd at least run the thing through a fucking spell checker.

We've had a word with Real, this current soap opera is just them trying to unsettle Ronalso on our behalf...

I'm not expecting any great shakes next season. Maybe a few decent signings will give me some giddy optimism but inspite of an upturn in form near the end of last season I can't see us making many gains on our rivals above.

The battles on the pitch or the ones between Celtic fans and pub windows, in between singing songs in praise of Al Quaeda?

I see this has brought the Iain Paisley out in some people

I remember the letters to Sky Sports exaggeating that we sack a manager if they don't win us the title and the champion's league in their first season... In other news, Grant looks very like minor Star Wars character Boss Nass http://www.rocketfettscollection.com/swchpics/bossnass.jpg

Viz Top Tip "Pass yourself off as Welsh by putting coal dust behind your fingernails and talking gibberish all the time, stopping occasionally to sing loudly, or set fire to someone else's house. "

McPhail could become an overnight internet meme if someone gets a good photo of him skying a penalty or doing a massive airkick with the name on his shirt in view.

This thread man Good to see people are still finding ways to entertain themselves now the season's finished

First time a team outside the current 'big four' will have won the FA cup since 1995.

Come on Mike!