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First I heard of this was a message from my Spurs fan mate which I'll type verbatim "Asapently the toon have signed chris hughton to the coaching staff. Fucking idiots, he's a shit coach. Get used to the clipboard of doom." He's actually pretty humble for a spurs fan and usually happy to see the toon doing well as long as it's not at the expense of spuds.

Minibar.

Papers today are coming up with all sorts of details, that he binged on coke and whisky, held conversations with a plastic parrot, answered the door with "I'M MAD" written on his forehead etc. As usual if any of them are true is anyone's guess.

On BBC1 news now.

Link...? Not yet. Watch the lunchtime regional news, they should mention it.

After an "incident" at a posh hotel. Thought we'd not heard much from him recently...

Just read about an Iranian immigrant who moved here from Tehran 7 years ago and loves the city so much he's just changed his name from Ali Reza Sarkhofh to Peter Newcastle. Is he allowed to support the toon? It didn't say if he's pogoed yet.

I think anyone we picked up during Keegans first term who wasn't serious about it will have fucked us off by now to be honest. If they came here glory hunting and stuck through the last three reigns of shite I reckon they've earned their stripes by now.

Wouldn't say I really have one, although I go to Whitley Bay matches every now and again so them if anyone. £4 on the turnstile, Up The Bay

Yeah, bollocks to 'em. It so easy to say "Yeah, I support Man Utd. Oh look, we won again." and qualify it with "I like the way they play" or "My Mum's from Manchester." Yeah, so mine and she hates those red twats for stealing all of Bury's players when she was a kid.

I like the way they mention the Stoke game in more than half of the descriptions, considering the rest of the games that month they might as well rename it the Man of the Match vs Stoke poll.

Ah well. I'm probably just sick of seeing his oikish face before every match.

What exactly is he then? I've still never had seen it properly clarified any further than when I first heard his rather vauge title when it was reported as

Why does Wise come to our first team matches? Shouldn't he be watching lower league or reserve matches on a Saturday instead, looking for talent?

Horrible little oik, looked like a stunted zombie version of Robbie Williams. Few years back at Villa he got taken off and we gave him a corus of "You're just a little fucking twat! Just a little fuck-ing twat. Just a little, just a little, just a little fucking twat!" and so on. Got exactly the response we were after as he span round and threw a pathetic air punch type thing in the direction of the toon fans shouting "FUCK OFF!" and eliciting a cheer from us all

A £6m return is more than I would ever have hoped for, that's cheered me up this morning.

I had a dream last night about going to see a toon match in Peru, I blame this thread.

They called it "personal reasons" at first when Kevin Kyle was out with scalded bollocks, didn't manage to keep it that way though

Yes. Two words which sound the same but are written differently and have different meanings. You've discovered what is known in literary circles as a "pun". Tomorrow we'll make a start on sarcasm.

Why not?

good shouts all. blueyes.gif btw, who was it that cantona done in the 5-0? Beardsley? Huth is a filthy german cunt mind. Fuck knows how he stayed on against mansfield after his running "THIS IS SPARTA!" kick to that poor fella, looked like he was going to start throwing up blood.

Double edged sword, you want the best league in the world and everything that comes with it you're going to have the best players from across the world and everything that comes with that. If we kick the foreigners out and have to build up a leagues worth of great English players (at least temporarily having a pretty mediocre national league) who's to say homegrown talent isn't going to do what the Brazillians do now and bugger off to Spain or somewhere, where the big money, the worlds best players and the best teams in Europe are?

That's a fucking belta tracksuit he's got on in his wikipedia picture http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/Bryan_Robson_at_the_cliff_-march_92.JPG/170px-Bryan_Robson_at_the_cliff_-march_92.JPG

Top of my work league, top of my pub league, 6th in this one. The Newcastle Online league is ranked 292nd out of 111,324 which sounds quite impressive.