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Come on lads. Turn up, pass the ball, show pride.

Come on you gunners - visit Rwanda! Think they've got enough lads.

I've got one, but I'm not paying for Sky VIP to immerse myself in shit.

Basics: 1. Attend the game 2. Pride 3. Passing 4. Participate Got it. I would argue, Steve, and hear me out here, that remembering tactics was a more important basic facet of the game than forgetting them.

Bruce Ball VR

Think Micky Quinn was playing first time I heard that one.

"I think I'm very, very good" Few weeks later "I'm bang average, you've seen how many games I've lost in my career, hundreds of them. Probably. I can't even bring mesel to look at it, it makes me depressed. So, like, what do you expect? Gimmie a break. "

I mean we've got 19 points and the cliche is that you need 40. Thinking of the massively jammy and improbable results we got during that period when Bruce was "shutting a few people up" can anyone see us getting more points in the second half of the season than we did in the first now we're in club-wide spiral of failure and depression? Or anywhere near?

You know those blokes who send letters to the weathergirl and think she replies with secret codes in her forecast?

Don't expect to find out on Monday, changing tactics or formation at Newcastle is like altering the course of an oil tanker, it'll take us several months to complete the transition.

Was gonna ask how a handgrenade, a lethal and explosive method of attack, is a metaphor for our recent performances, but then I realised Private Bruce would throw the pin at the enemy and stand blinking in confusion as the fuse burned down.

Could start a new dance craze acting out all these Bruce cliches, like the Cha-Cha-Slide. "Dust yourself down!" "Take off the gloves!" "Roll up your sleeves" "Pull up your socks!" "Hand grenade!" "Hand grenade!" "Now freestyle!"

Not unexpected is right. We were the underdogs against Sheffield United. No bookies had us favourite to win. Everyone saw it coming.

At this minute in time I’d take Wagner from the X Factor He's qualified https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/sunderland-wembley-checkatrade-trophy-wagner-16045499

If she appointed Steve Bruce as her doctor, aye. Shit gran for wankers.

What is it then? Which other managers use it? Read this https://thefalse9.com/2015/11/football-tactics-for-beginners-the-false-10.html I did, and I still have no idea. It's like an inverted winger apparently. Which seems to be a winger who plays in the middle

If Steve Bruce was our 11th choice, wonder who the 12th was.

He's computer illiterate. He previously boasted about not knowing how to send an email, as if that made him a more proper manager than these flash cunts with modems and tactics.

It doesn't show "how good the premier league is" is shows how fucking useless our manager is that a completely despondent, rock bottom team who've struggled to buy a win all season seem like some massively insurmountable challenge to Dusty Bin.

Do Marine have an official Air Horn Wanker like Portsmouth have an official Bell Wanker?

We should all buy dusters and get them sent to the training ground. Shame there's no fans in the ground, we could wave yellow dusters like how Spanish fans wave white handkerchiefs to show they're pissed off.

Kept calling Dubravka "Dubrovnik"yesterday until the other pundits started taking the piss.

Not surprised how much he has to dust himself down, Wotsit dust really shows up on those black training tops.

Like with Man City, a cracking defeat hw'll be able to dine out on for some time.