BlueStar

The jewels cleam strong with this one

I vote for Thanks For Buying Our Club Please Stop Oppressing And Murdering Journalists, Women and Gays NUFC 1892 NUFC

Damn your handsomeness, Mydadsa Ghostbuster

Yeah, we've agreed to drop it and not expose all the dodgy dealings of the PL.

If we really want to be pessimistic, the claim that the Saudi state isn't in control of our club is clearly bollocks so we can cling to the fear it could fall apart as soon as a crown prince tells us who he wants us to buy.

Didn't realise she'd dated Prince Andrew and turned down a marriage proposal.

Former owner

Apparently the reason it's gone through is because they've assured the PL that it's actually a guy called Mohammed BiOut Salman in charge, who definitely isn't MBS in a pair of lensless glasses with a plastic nose attached.

I reckon so

What if he starts considering taking over the mackems?

Dunno, who was 12th choice when we appointed him? Most likely Graham Jones is put in charge as caretaker, results improve just because of the endorphin rush the players get from not being told what to do by Steve Bruce any more, it's implied the fans want him given a chance based on him proving himself and he's our manager now.

Be typical of Bruce to survive just due to the basement of the premier league being the shittest in nearly 60 years.

Is this like the list Chris Jericho used to have?

Nike Air Kingdom of Jordan.

There was an N64 game where all the players had been given a speed value of something between like 60 and 99, but due to a bug Bryan Robson (then player-manager at Boro) had been given a speed value of 6 instead of 60, and so if you played him he would move at an i-n-c-r-e-d-i-b-l-y slow speed, including when going to take set peices or anything and the game would just grind to a halt as this old guy slowly shuffled towards the ball for 7 minutes.

Christ, they've trimmed 6 stone off his body but left his head the same size, so his head is as big as his torso.

This would work better to September by Earth, Wind and FIre. Cris-tiano! We all still remember Cris-tiano! You're a sex offender Cris-tiano! You really should be put awaaaaay 1-2-3-4

“We were ten seconds away at Southampton. And if we had took them two extra points we would be sitting on five or six, in mid-table, thinking ‘not a bad start'. We’ve got to still work at it." Maths with Steve. 2 + 2 = 6.