thomas

oh sweet pea

Why does this cunt exist

I'm calling it a day.

oooh yeah, wouldn't want to move towards a more inclusive language of mutual respect, think of how shite that would be! Pc brigade out!

I have a pair of pajama bottoms just like those.

Sent a representative to read a statement out from JFK. That's gold already. Just picture him sending out an intern dressed as a medieval page

You think the season is going to be less stressful? You know this little bit here where we're all like, "What's Joe gonna do next?" This is the easy part of the season. You want to skip closer to the Gouffran off at 70, Shola on for HBA, 1-0 leads that we defend for an hour part of the narrative? Fuck that noise. We're gonna miss then when we're using ten to defend our 1-0 vs Stoke. I know it's not the same for everyone but, to me, the hardest twisting of the knife is right now, when so much of the groundwork is(could be) being laid for the season and is in our( "our" JFK's) hands - total responsibility. Once it's done, results aren't solely dependent on us and even though I know they're going to be crap based on our foundation, that makes them a little easier to take.

Nah, I searched amazon for medically induced coma kit but they don't have them yet apparently. Too stressful honestly.

I kind of just want to teleport to the end of august and catch up on all the insane shit that's definitely going to happen and not actually live through it a day at a time.

Veteran English actor Dudley Sutton star of The Leather Boys, The Boys, The Devils and countless other great British movies regales the assembled throng at The Sohemian Society, London.

Perhaps appropriately enough the verse from Brain Damage The lunatic is in the hall. The lunatics are in my hall. The paper holds their folded faces to the floor And every day the paper boy brings more.

Aye. Has the cheek to say he wants to do well. What a cunt.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/exclusive-newcastles-star-talentspotter-on-brink-as-joe-kinnear-sparks-walkout-8665925.html

Kind of miss his antagonistic, patronizing, cheap, psychotic owl looking face already

Joe Cancer

[union Captain hears sound of bridge exploding in distance, smiles and then expires]

Can legitimately see Yanga-Mbiwa becoming Angie BMW.

There's nothing more enigmatic than a senile troll.

http://i.imgur.com/hoHbY8M.jpg

That kid used my post as a script

Instead of the "Kinnear being brought in to force Pardew out" theory, my theory is that Ashley no longer wants Dekka managing anything more than a spreadsheet - wouldn't be surprised if Pardew is complaining about him not being a "football man" as well, also re: dereks comments about him being a fucking horrible person to work under - so he brought in someone else to report directly to him to manage the football side of things for the club, and because Ashley knows no one in the footballing world he picked a name he trusts in Kinnear. The best possible result is that Kinnear will have at least a better idea about a targets talent and potential fit in the team than Derek, who is more concerned with the balance, ever would and we'll start getting in players we need instead of players who were cheap and have potential resell. Believe me, I know how stupid it is to hope. But I will.

Mike Ashley is like that genie that grants wishes too literally. A modern retelling of the Monkey's paw. "I wish pardew would just fuck off!" *one finger ominously curls up*

"What I’m saying is that I’ve got my finger in the pie halfway around the world." I still have no idea what you're saying.

I'm going to start seeing Arsenal on the side. Nothing serious, just on weekends.

Makes no sense, hire another staff with 3 year contract is not the way to cut down budget. It's got nothing to do with trimming the budget, it's Ashley knowing he looks like an idiot if he gives Pardew an 8-year contract, fires him after 1 season, and loses out on whatever severance terms are included in Pardew's contract. We have no idea what's included in JK's contract, or really what his role will be. Guy seemed desperate enough to get back into football in whatever capacity, I'm sure he's here on a skin and bones contract. The only logical reason Ashley brought-in JK is to put pressure on Pardew. Otherwise it's a completely irrational move. You're thinking like a fan. Think like an Ashley.