thomas

Three losses in a row (counting Norwich), or just one point, would be shocking and questions would have to be asked and tbqh being ravaged by injuries is only going to get anyone so far when you're talking against playing those teams. Two or three points would be a huge, huge disappointment. Four points - thinking draw against WBA is actually not too far fetched given they'll come here pumped up after the final day of last season and think they can get something - would not be a disappointment. Pick up two wins here and it's a massive weight off the shoulders and we can get back on track. In any of the scenarios however I cannot see the results leading to Pardew's dismissal.

Have who on their ignore list? The callous uncouth negative turd that is Colocho. http://i.imgur.com/YyBMe.jpg

He'd probably hold out hope that Arsenal would be in for him again in the summer if they don't also go for him in Jan.

christ on a bike

Dunno why I'm doing this... but slowly? Really? Seems like a handsome return at a strong pace. Not sure you'd be able to sell too many investors on the idea that plunking down 200m and getting 20m back five years later qualifies as a handsome return at a strong pace.

Messi not far either jesus

ESPN Commentator: "ooh, I hope we don't see a lot more of this surrounding the ref and calling for cards after every little foul" bless

nice

would have bet anything he'd bury that

Ozil is so slick, I love the crazy eyed bastard

Valdez is insane

Very few complaints about him, think he does a lot great and really what we needed. Hope - stupid as it is, I know - that the club can match his ambitions or we won't see him here for very long.

Steal of the fucking century tbh.

enraging day, going to go have a power wank and start drinking

hahahaha have some you shitrags

fuck everything

it's going to be fucking lovenkrands and I'm going to have an aneurysm

kiss the tip, norwich

load of fucking shit

Somewhere Steven Taylor pumped his fist and whispered "You're my boy, Davide. You're my boy."

haha holy shit thought that was handball

Obers seems a little scared of getting tackled like

can we stop getting shit refs, please fucking god/jesus/allah/hanuman/ra

krul better be prepared to get off that line