thomas

Every tick of the second hand is a blare of the inception horn

"Last thing I remember was scoring at the nou camp, what year is it?"

Well dove, Jonas.

Please cancel the Africa so he never has to leave

Krul had it covered )))))))))))))))

I assume that 2 years means the 2012/2013 and 2013/2014 seasons? The rest of this season probably isn't counted as that was already paid for by Northern Rock. It's not like our shirt sponsor could expire in January 2014. Correct. So another 2.5 years stuck on much less sponsorship than our forward thinking rivals are getting. How do you know how much money is involved? You can have a general idea though given that it is the same company, who have a littered financial history, and our MD only left himself two months to sell the sponsorship. It's not the same company; it's the same bank, which is now owned by a much larger company, and it is that larger companies brand.

I too hold people accountable for things I imagine they've come up short on.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=virgin+cola :lol: That was funny? Really? lmgtfy links are funny to me

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=virgin+cola :lol:

Losses all the way down. Relegation. Depression. Jumping off a car park. freedom.

He knows it's on the net and I've shown it to him what now > > > > > > > > > > > >

wake me on feb 1st, this is going to be shit

Yesss, let the hate flow through you wormy.

Cock has been re-holstered

Pardew more like Tardew.

Don't know why anyone's getting optimistic over incomings or outgoings. Or even playing at being optimistic This regime or the last, there's historically not been very much permanent winter first team activity - http://www.transfermarkt.de/en/newcastle-united/transfers-alle/verein_762.html. Look for all the blue lines (happened during the season) without stars (loans) ... not a great deal of inspiring prior transfers to draw on. Including loans it might be another story if MA wasn't deadset against them.

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Would like to reiterate my opinions on Gervinho.

Gervinho is so crap I love it.

I'd fancy our chances too against Jones + Carrick as CB's w/ no Rooney or Fletcher. Tactical masterstroke by Kean starting his only decent forward.

False. All other clubs always buy players they're linked with, we only leak stories of interest and then don't follow through to give the impression we tried

They're a much harder working team than us. Please rescind that contract offer to simpson, let a horse take a shit on it, and sneak it into his locker. Also find a way to murder Obertan in his sleep.

I just want to whip Olympic standard shot put at him with a custom jai alai basket is that so wrong

Reminder that the following people, including a rugby coach, actor, professional dancer and a man who got punched in the head so much he retired from boxing, have a better record than lawro Shaun Edwards 11 Gethin Jones 11 Frankie Dettori 10 Ricky Hatton 9 Gary Oldman 8 Ola Jordan 8 Richard Archer 8 Robbie Savage 8 Russell Grant 8