thomas

Hearing "Where are the goals going to come from" makes me want to hit something. Nowhere you titanic t***. They're not going to come. We won't score 10 all season. Derby, the worst team this league's ever seen by some margin, somehow got 20 despite being literally worse than 11 kitted-out cinder blocks set on the field. And we won't score half that, because I can't see where they'll come from either because I'm a goddamn retard too. Shut up. Die. Do shots of bleach, improve your outlook on life or at least improve mine by vacating this planet. We're not scoring goals. There's no way we'll get any. f*** this thread for the 4th year running.

Me too. I love free shit. And fire.

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Great Zeus's balls that will be a good signing

tbf, most of the lads on redcafe wouldn't know a biscuit from a dog turd

They don't want to increase the wage bill, that's fine and understandable As for outgoings, choose from Xisco, Smith, Perch, Guthrie, Loven, Stroller erc.. and replace with cheap frenchies probably Far from losing sleep, I would probably rest easier if any/all of those went and only one or two brought in.

SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS COLOCHO, IT'S GOOD NEWS

Back in training apparently.

The fuck we are.

We got him back. Good job lads. Thanks everyone, good thread.

What if shola's new deal is announced at the same press conference right after? You'll have to rise, phoenix like, and burn the place to the ground.

x infinity

Looked markedly improved on tour this summer and a few man u supporting friends reckon he was going to be competing for a first team spot soon. On the basis of their unhappiness I am upgrading his credit rating from FFF- to D+. Long live Obertan.

Hardly. Walked. The action line haircut makes everything he does look energetic.

Harper would have had that. Harper would still be in mid dive right now.

Pre-Fiorentina press conference. Good to know. Was just about to panic. Saying that, why believe Pardew? Why believe skysports? dovetails nicely into anti-pardew agenda

I just want to run around punching things lately

maybe if cajun, mike and me wish really hard while blowing out our candles the night before we'll only lose by eight edit: if cesc is sold we'll win.

I can easily see us scoring as many (56) as we did last year. Not sure how/why anyone can genuinely ask "where are the goals going to come from". Ba, Best, ShAmeobi, Sameobi, Lovenkrands, Ranger, Cabaye, HBA, Marv, Barton, Jonas, Raylor, Gosling, Abeid, Guthrie, Tiote. Obviously. Throw in Saylor and Coloccini maybe heading in 4 or 5 between them and why is this even a question?

Fuck this gay earth. Whatever. Get him signed.

This was his nightmare. The dodgiest thread in a lifetime of dodgie threads being perpetrated with three hundred of the most useless and unreliable f***-ups on the internet. I knew what was going on in his mind: any trouble on N-O and he would dump us immediately, one way or another. He had to. If he got caught calling people c***s, on top of that s*** on twitter, he was going down for fourteen to twenty-one days. Neesy was hard, but not so hard that he didn't s**** it off a twenty-one day ban.

run over him with a tank

He's pacy but crap.

"trousering"