thomas

Do it Webb. Be the man that your shaved dome implies you are. Send the cunt off.

fuck off cattermole

GET INNNNNNNN

We need to go in square and Pards needs to sprinkle some of that halftime magic cocainedust and we need to come out not looking like an advertisement for quaaludes.

Thank fuck they're shit.

AAAAAHHHHH

Can our back four quit f***ing each other over with short passes They know Gyan's going to charge everything down, f***ing clear it.

anyone else just scream like sam kinison for about an hour upon waking up anymore? Not just me is it?

Has someone kidnapped him and implanted a spine then?

I laughed at first, but really should a 2nd choice goalkeeper in a 1st division side command a larger fee? 2nd question: Why the fuck are we after a 2nd choice goalkeeper from the 1st division?

100k ahahaha

hmm yes, agreed, I too see no difference between someone who creates a business that employs thousands and a professional footballer. same thing really, they both earn a massive wedge, end comparison there. computer, print out results. *bzzt beep boop* diagnosis: horrible comparison *computer commits suicide* ~fin~

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Glut of strikers now, Sturridge won't get a look in, get the lad in on loan already Pards

For bumping this I want to drop an elbow on you from the top turnbuckle in loving memory of Randy Savage.

I'd rather have gone into the season with Soderberg/Alnwick at backup than have our staff spend any time or effort chasing this, whether or not that time/effort was in parallel or at the expense of our "chase" for a LB/Striker.

God those wiki edits are cringeworthy. Do cretins really laugh to themselves when they make them thinking they're funny?

No, the LB bit was edited in today, go look at the revision history.

words fucking fail me

It's a foregone conclusion we won't. sinner.

I'm expecting at least three of our players' ankles to get exploded by shitty tackles.

Even with Foster at Celtic and Harper crocked ? Soderberg or Alnwick on the bench, sure. Edit: my shock/opposition to it is on the assumption Green would move here to start. If he came in as backup - and why would he, is what I'm asking - I wouldn't mind.

The one area of the pitch where we literally do not need to be looking to add any more???

We're not fucking signing Bridge, get over yourselves ladies.

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