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take turns reading Stifler's poems to her in ASMR voices

Being a rules dweeb should be bannabkr fjxuxjcndbd

Absolutely no offence, but I doubt anyone on here is going to take you at face value That tiny spark of hope is just nice though. Rocker is the Steve Wraith of N-O. one for the "brutal posts" thread imo

Oh. My God.

If true I feel it means we must be selling one of Lejeune, Fernandez, Lascelles or Schar. No way we'd bring in a loan just for cover/rotation purposes.

waive overtime pay at a fulfillment warehouse for a free season ticket

No that's Carl Icke. David's just a good lad who means well.

hope they opened, and landed him, with the old "alosersayswhat" gag.

obviously you’re not a golfer Don't play as much now but have played golf since I was 14 and I still don't get it The implication is the deal is back from the dead, or not dead, given the hand reaching out from the ground in the GIF etc etc The golf quote is from big lebowski when the guy grabs a bowling ball and doesn't know what it is - It was my way of saying you kinda missed something a bit obvious. No malice intended though.

obviously you’re not a golfer

in the face of flagging retail sales during the pandemic mike ashley offers dodgy gimps everywhere the chance to up their profile by "putting in a bid" for the club and getting some newspaper column inches in return for the "non-refundable fee" as a way to keep income coming in. as conspiracy theories go it's not my worst.

Just for you Odyssey it’s global tonight aswell.

every time we chase hope it turns out hope was the roadrunner, we were the coyote, and somewhere along the way the cliff stopped and we we're just now realizing it as gravity finally kicks in.

After the glorious football City have provided us with over the last few years, one 'average for them but stunning for anyone else' season and you think the manager should go? Replaced with? Bruce, perhaps? Your comment is a joke..... If their goal is to win the Champions League it might be time to look elsewhere. It must be close to a billion he has spent at Bayern Munich and Manchester City with very little success in Europe. BBAB is that you?!

Tommy, man I know I'm not the only weirdo, I'm just the only one brave enough to post

like a delicate swan. need to churn out about 13 HTT posts worth of creepy odes and poems about running a gloved hand up and down it

Prepare for the American.

mike wouldn't split a kit kat. as if

I reckon these intriguing plots of shadowy maneuvering and deception are far more likely in cable tv drama series than real life tbh

$1.35 per can in bulk or 2 for $5 at the store. It's just good economics!!

#teamRocker

Twitter has long had in place ways of shutting down targetted spamming/harassment/whatever-you-want-to-call-it. The embarrassing thing here is it took them this long to ask for help

*masters ducks under table and quickly pops back up with obviously fake mustache attached* hello I'm your impartial arbiter Mr. ... Sretsam ... yes, that will work.