thomas

Even if Rafa came out and acknowledged Dalian Yifang was settled on in April (or whenever) I'd still believe it's because of a lack of faith/trust/etc in Mike to take the club forward than any kind of "putting the money first" bollocks. That's just Mike being confused by someone who has the tactical nous to have a backup plan and he's grasping at straws. Unless Rafa also said that

He does not sound anything like I remember him sounding and I hope that's down to impending bankruptcy/gangrene of the dick/stress/etc.

You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor.

As a professional mathologist I can confirm that's exactly how that works and the numbers are solid.

“... it is thought” Stopped reading there

2009 called, they want their reserve squad back

:lol:

you could put a drunken otter in boxing gloves and get them to type more coherently. JESUS. FUCK.

I'm no footballogist but he appears to be actively running away from the ball / direction of play, perhaps preparing to mark a right back in the other half or dropkick a refugee child in the stands.

WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING

Ashley’s loins stir as the new hero maturing asset rises. That a line from a sneak peek at Brucey's next novel?

Disgraceful behavior tapping up a manager like that. Dock some points, PL.

It's like a modern The Scorpion and The Frog

Alreet, middle school me. Jesus, weren't you the little sociopath? Didn't even let the world take giant shits on you before coming to this conclusion. By 12 I was in full on "hate the world, everything is dumb, burn it all" mode. Proper edgelord before it was uncool. Haven't improved much since if I'm honest.

What kind of social media ghoul tricks people into clicking on a video that's just the word "goal" animated for six seconds.

Alreet, middle school me.

So Ashley is appointing Bruce even though he's selling the club and Bruce will be immediately sacked? Starting to think this might not be true. maybe it’s his weird way of apologizing to the fans before selling - completely dicking over Bruce :lol:

Please god please, just this once

confusing armageddon and administration is a hilarious omen

jar a fart, freeze it, and later consume it as an ice lolly.

Kill iz

https://i.imgur.com/VhXZVUQ.gifv pictured (L-R): Mike Ashley, people still giving him money.

Can't even imagine the actual hell we've been spared due to his absolute incompetence