thomas

can't wait to see our heatmap with the middle third a fucking desolate siberian tundra

Gotta go burn Peacock TV to the ground Rebecca Lowe - "To be fair, he (Bruce) didn't buy joelinton; he was already here, Rafa Benitez had decided to purchase him." Blaming Rafa for Joelinton aaaaaaaaa

Spare a thought for the poor desk team who have to try and hype up Newcastle v Burnley after this :lol:

We all love leeds scum

leeds playing on another fucking plane of existence in comparison to our absolute knockoff "I can't believe it's not football" tub of bruce sport substitute

mad anyone would want to swap bruce for ancelloti like edit: damnit doon i'm 30 seconds behind you all day today

"I'm strong, I'm tough, I know there will always be critics but" [voice in back yells "you suck, steve!"] "... excuse me *runs sobbing from press conference*"

I can think of another heavily backed Steve who got time. Too much time. You know what happened then, Brucey? Yeah you do. Fuck off.

after the whistle blows players picking up the ball and running 20 yards with it+playing keep away like a cute cunt fuck you you should get carded

That's probably because nobody considers themselves to be a c***. I think you need a time out or a temporary ban to go and learn some manners. No it's because nobody has a logical answer. Have you got one? Why do people watch horror films? It's not logical to enjoy being scared or frightened so on the surface you might well say there's no logical answer. But the reality is that for all the suspension of disbelief deep down inside we know we're safe and so we enjoy exorcising our adrenal systems in a harmless environment. watching the physical embodiment of existential dread that is bruceyball is the same phenomenon.

it's all a waste my friend, the heat death of the universe is the inescapable end for all of existence. this is the life i've chosen and I don't regret it.

the mapplethorpian football on display here helps keep my mind nimble by inventing newer and harsher invectives to hurl

absolute hobo level football gets rewarded RIP newport you unlucky fuckers

please stop letting danny murphy shoot

did he dance out of the way of the ball? i feel like i'm drunk but that looked ludicrous

Gosh, Steve. Constant you say? Why's it constant Steve? Where's the lie?

caught it on the half-arsed volley

we just press ourselves to the touchline, like a school of fish expanding around a predator diving at them but still trying to maintain a circular shape

12m for murphy

this has to be the most space Newport have gotten in years we're respecting them like they're liverpool and crumbling under the tiniest press ahahahaha shoot me

literally just turned it on, curse confirmed

yeah well I'm not done grousing about bruce so take it to the ashley thread

just a pile of wet cat turds and he sets the team up in his own image. What could he possibly still be blaming on rafa? players coming up and asking for daft things like a shape or a game plan? just go out there and play football son, tactics are overrated.