thomas

It feels like that would be taking on some kind of 2nd or 3rd level of indirect responsibility and I've always rejected notions like that. None of their atrocious acts were done in the name of Newcastle United or to further their interest in the club. There's a kind of nihilism about it all anyway, given my absolute inability to change what they're doing or planning on doing. Might as well enjoy my club for the first time in 10 years.

Yeah I'd like to see him try it with MBS. "I've changed my mind. The price is now £500m" "Here's our counteroffer: your head or your club. Pick which one you'd like to keep."

Just guessing here but as MA hates media coverage and scrutiny to a pathological degree, that's two things he gets if the sale is leaked instead of completed quietly and quickly behind closed doors.

I mean it's totally fake but it's particularly cruel to add in they wouldn't even have control of club

And the crowd goes mild.

still LoL at de gea getting booked regardless

goddamn

90 minutes of trash, Isaac "he's still here?" Hayden accidentally wandering onto the end of a cross. Sign Bruce to a lifetime contract.

it's cool we're disentegrating in real time like thanos snapped somewhere

good fucking god

WELP

fucks sake matty :lol:

will absolutely run himself into the ground for the cause, just wish it was a more worthy cause

holy shit

wew

FUCKS. SAKE.

we pay fucking peanuts fuck any team pretending like they're out there with an eye patch and a tin cup selling pencils especially over dwight fucking gayle

FICTION: he did the bare minimum that cost him nothing to lure some doylums back in. FACT: over a span of 7 days, in a series of increasingly anxious and desperate conference calls with keith bishop, various 3rd world despots and satan himself they hatched the half season ticket plan to fill seats. just saying there's a gradient between blind panic and total comfort. He'll exert the tiniest effort but probably doesn't give much of a toss.

:lol:

Ref's a cunt

I took his dodgy Ligue 1 contract knowledge for granted

Defence the last couple of games has been terrible Hence the "shine wearing off" part - it was only going to last for so long with him at the helm. I don't think he has a clue.

I believe we're entering the freefall zone. Better managers could probably course-correct. I don't think Bruce can. Ridden the luck of defenders scoring and having a rafa-drilled defense at his disposal long enough and the shine has worn off. Last or second-last in virtually every attacking stat. It won't end well.

Have we won a single second ball this season?