thomas

:lol:

Give em the Barca treatment pep. Get your hands on some more grey market horse tranquilizers and get those dudes jacked.

Ahahahhahahahah var is cool and good.

*chants while banging fist on table and stomping* V! A! R! V! A! R!

christ Man U. how was that not a goal

Liverpool's winning it.

get the goddamn fuck in you bald beauty who i never doubted for a second

jesus cunting christ

life is absurd

again, only our defenders can score

Unleash the Longstaffs, Bruce you coward.

Shelvey at danger of breaking out into a light jog at any moment.

holy god they were bad :lol: That first one to no one, missing joelinton by 2 postal codes.

I hope this was on purpose because it’s entirely accurate

I swear I checked on this game 8 hours ago. How is it still going.

Yedlin induced hypertension. The not-very-silent killer that's plaguing our board.

Now now, dont be mean. I hope he has it gently gummed by an elderly cannibal

it was like tolstoy and the iTunes terms and conditions fucked and had quintuplets

Go on, pick just one. Merino below Barton.

I don't believe they're possible anymore but I definitely believe interest has been real and talks are happening when Ashley pops out a classic like "oh and Sports Direct gets exclusive, free advertising on all pitchside hoardings in perpetuity" and that's where it all stops.

Feel like that's on Bravo tbh.

we can beam VR porn around the globe in microseconds i reckon drawing a straight line across 22 jabronies kicking a ball around is nothing for the boffins.

my god

fantastic, fantastic strike that

the stupidest timeline