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Robert's double against Spurs. Both absolutely ridiculous.

2 and I feel that even that might be too pessimistic.

That's pretty composed finish from Ronny

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Worst dive ever from Kroos.

Rafa>>>random sub ultra hahahaha. damn my nerves were going nuts! Read the thread after the game and one guy crying for a sub every other post caught my attention.

Hard to pick any poor performances but MOTM between Shelvey, Diame and Dubrovka. Buzzing!

Rafa>>>random sub ultra

My all time starting eleven Dubravka Enrique Colo Woodgate Beye Solano Speed Tiote Robert Shearer Ben Arfa

Bollocks, yer ma could see that was a foul. Not defending the ref here ffs.

Gayle paying the price for all the ridiculous dives.

Come on refs, don't make it so obvious.

Dubravka>>>De Gea

Shelvey's work rate is great when compared to Pogba.

Dubravka looks comfortable on the ball.

Perez just wide, decent effort.

Close.

Sturridge makes a lot more sense. It is actually worse from a financial point of view though for the club other than us staying up because of it. Well yeah, but staying up will make it financially a lot better deal. We could spend £20m on Jorgensen and he still might not score goals. At least with Sturridge it's just about his fitness. For £3.5m you are getting virtually guaranteed goals. What are the odds for him staying fit for the rest of the season? Pretty far from virtually guaranteed goals. Would still obviously love this to happen despite hating loans, Sturridge and his godawful celebration.

He'll be a nice addition for the two games he's fit to play.

Gayle showing his instincts in the box.

I hate Gayle.

Can't comprehend this attitude at all. I can like. I watch our games and that’s it. Pardew and Mike probably played a bigger part like. I was about to make the Pardew point actually. If you watch this and think it's anything like the defensive s**** Pardew served up then I think it's time to find another sport. This is a manager pitting the worst team in the division against the Harlem Globetrotters trying to ensure we don't lose 6-0 thus knackering our GD. Rafa has nothing to do with it. The gulf in quality in this league is just too much to take, it's not competitive. Class finish!

Can't comprehend this attitude at all. The league is s***. Have the game on but haven't really watched. I mean what's the point when the other team is so much better? Can't remember what the last non-NUFC game was that I watched. Not a single one this season.

In a way that's kind of the point though. VAR should only be used for factual decisions too, and goal line technology has been a universal success. Nah mate, it's hated in the Sunday league.

Does someone really care about this?