Dinho lad

I suspect.

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5130597.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Harry-Kane-invincibles.jpg That was in his lesbian days so it doesn't count. Fitting that Nasri is next to him, then. (Don't think it's Kane, though)

What a slag.

Experienced Championship striker but still a pointless signing - yeah, what a mug that Rafa fella is.

Daryl Murphy he scores when he wants....

Get in! So sweet when it's your team that effectively wins it for you!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!

I need one goal in this game for £161.

Gaël Bigirimana used to say it, no?

/cringe Not sure how this is "cringe". I've just googled Watford FC and it's true - there are NO MARKS in the squad. Closest is rene GilMARtin, Adrian MARiappa, Honourable mentions to Nordin AMRAbat and Valon BenRAMi for trying. found this disproportionately funny. Unlike your posts.

Yeah, I remember that.

He's a cunt, then.

Hardly a case of Oumar Niasse, then.

It could be because football is not quite as exciting as it used to be.

I think we were linked with him few years back when he was at Parma.

I thought the glass smashing went on for longer in the original scene?

Bernard pisses all over Santon - defensively and offensively.

Brady is good player, yep.

Cliche but he really is Lampard esque with his runs. His movement is fantastic. His stats must surely be a lot better than the likes of Scholes, Gerrard and Lampard after their first 52 matches! Potential is frightening! Good job we didn't ruin him! Took Gerrard 169 games to hit 20 goals, Lampard 140, Beckham 90 and Scholes 74. Would assume Alli has more starts and minutes in his, mind. I don't know why they're being compared; Alli plays in a different position to all of them.

He was good player for Leeds for a season or two.

Him and Carroll upfront.