Wullie

Bet he doesn't kip during England training sessions, the twat.

I'm over the moon that Rooney has lost his smile, he looked like a squashed tennis ball. Better than looking like a split one.

Class thread.

If he's got training the next day then he might want a good night's sleep though, however on his days off he may afford himself the luxury of a late night and a lie-in. What time does player training start? I assume its not too early so he should still get plenty of sleep. Well I hadn't thought of that tbh, i'd only assumed he'd want to be up in good time before it starts, and get a good meal down him. Thats the problem with you though, you never seem to think when it comes to the important things. Not trying to be patronising but you should really take note of my approach to these matters. I'm not getting into this arguement again mate, it was exactly the same in the "What does Ronaldo have for his tea?" thread.

I also think that it would be a huge shame for the Premiership if Torres, Lampard, Lescott leave the Premiership. I was very dissapointed when Flamini and Henry left. Lescott.

Where's the "I want to spend my days up Ben Foster's hoop" option?

He will as well.

Dunno where you are getting that form considering there has already been confirmed bids for Woodgate in January and Modric. Both were considerable bids. Aye, but he didn't really have much time then did he? And plus, he wouldn't have known who he wanted to sell within the first two weeks of being at the club. Eh?. what's your point? Keegan joined our club with about 2 weeks of the January window left - he wouldn't have had enough time to run the rule over the squad and decide who he wanted to flog. Therefore the theory of "having to sell before buying" was not really in place in January, as time was short. Yeah! but this not January any more is it, and after the meeting with Ashley in London it probably does mean he needs to lower the wage bill before being able to buy. There's no evidence to support that assertion. Do you not read the Daily Mail?

Exactly. Good to hear more and more fans are as realistic as me. Bet you're a blast in the pub before the match. Well if you'd ever been like.

Rubbish.

Can anyone translate this?

Don't worry, the penny will drop in a minute.

Some unbelievable arrogance in here like.

Anyone remember who the last manager was to take over a team because of a poor start that had finished 5th the year before and still end up in the bottom half of the table? http://www.toontastic.net/board/style_emoticons/default/scratchchin.gif

I'd take Crouch tbh, wouldn't be my first choice but I'd rather him than, say, Ashton. On a side note, Kenwyne Jones is overrated as fuck.

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Best thing is when people on here claim to know a journalist and then start giving out all sorts of ITK info, without realising that they're regurgitating the shit that didn't even manage to make the gossip column of the Daily Star. That bloke on the Blackburn forum's a scream.

The People ffs.

The transfer window's been open for 22 minutes and we've not signed anyone yet? Fucking sick of this shambles of a board.

Apparently there's a picture going round of Paul Scholes with his knob out.

Just seen a picture of him in a Fenerbahce shirt, I'll try and get a link.

Christ, this bloke's dull.

There's no way on God's Earth anyone will pay £8m for him... is there?