Wullie

All Doncaster in the League One play off so far. Leeds' goalkeeper keeping them in it.

Go on then, explain. Are you just saying that anything south of Newcastle is classed as South? York is the cut off point. Used to be Northallerton but I like York so I moved it.

Ashley selling and KK out is quite big news, funny how none of it hit the back page during the week before and after the Champions League final.

I fucking knew you'd have stolen that gag!

Love how people just expect us to easily sign not only a better player than Martins but also replace his pace, all for not much more money. Some people live on cloud cuckoo land.

Idiots will no doubt peddle the "he won nothing" line, as if he pushed Terry over himself at the vital moment.

Get Emre on the phone ffs. Might as well have him be of some use for the first time since October.

Crazy but no real surprise. Abramovich is looney tunes, just has the funds so that it doesn't matter.

I agree that they'll have to invest pretty heavily, but that stuff about Windass is a load of rubbish iyam. So, promotion to the Premiership is big trouble? It's pretty obvious that he's not going to be going full pelt anymore, and if he's their main man next season, in the Premiership, then aye - they'll have a job on. Yet he's still a good Championship player. Which is where they were playing this season. He's not fluked his way through, has he? Plus, Windass is not necassarily their stand out player anyway. Richard Garcia, Michael Turner, and probably Fraiser Campbell have all been more of a key player than him this season. He's not got much to his game, but he's just got a lot of quality on the ball when he's got it at his feet. As you could tell today... Well you're in big trouble in that you're going to get spanked every week and go straight back down, aye. Don't know how much they've got to spend but it'll take a vast amount of money to give them a chance.

Erm... What the fuck? http://www.theposh.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10427~1318659,00.html

I think you're in big trouble when a 39 year old Dean Windass is your stand out player. They'll have to spend very heavily to have a hope in hell.

Hull City in the Premiership ffs. Shit club. Rather have seen Bristol City do it.

Really hoping for an equaliser here.

How do you know we haven't, because it wasn't in the Daily Shite?

That Colombian bloke. Oh aye, fucking hell. 3 out of 6 then (I know some will argue Tino wasn't, 2.5 in that case ).

How many South Americans have we had in the Premiership era? Five maybe (Solano, Acuna, Bassedas, Gavilan, Cordone, any more?), of which two have been a success of sorts, not a bad record. I hear Fergie and Sven want Smith and Barton back to replace Tevez and Elano though.

I am. Especially the blacks.

Some of them South Americans have dark skin. We don't want any of them round these parts.

I'm sure Orr was a midfielder when he was with us wasn't he? Just Wiki'd him, he was, didn't realise he'd spent time in jail as well. No surprise really, he is Scouse after all.

Custis has been peddling this story from the moment Martins arrived. The bloke's a total shit-stirring cunt and the fact that he purports to be a Newcastle fan is disgusting. Arsehole.

Bristol City! I won't stop so behave yourselves.

Bristol City!

Says more about the average Chronicle reader than the average fan tbh.

Hope not, that virus has a 50-89% fatality rate amongst humans http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola

Don't wish the lad illness or anything but I'm glad he's out.