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No he's back at Benfica.

Taking a chance on some of the bigger card prices tonight for an interest. Michael Keane's been booked in 3 of his last 7 so 8/1 looks big with 365. Keane to score and get booked 89/1 JWP/Keane 40/1 Digne/Armstrong 60/1 Sigurdsson/Bertrand 50/1 All doubled with Kroos/Isak in Spain too for a long shot.

Gallowgate End was a perfectly normal member on here for 15 years before he went a bit mad. I don't know who the fuck Burnsie is.

Cards across Europe today (counting reds as 2): Ligue 1 - 23 in 7 games (3.29 per game) Bundesliga - 10 in 3 games (3.3) Serie A - 28 in 6 games (4.7) La Liga - 21 in 4 games (5.25) Premier League - 8 in 5 games (1.6)

How long will I keep getting suckered into having Premier League cards?

Sky should start putting these fixtures in the 17:30 slot on a Tuesday. Fucking garbage.

Ah that's very sad news.

Presumably because he's now playing wing back and Tuchel will have him chasing after Dan James all day. I thought about him as a possibility earlier though I didn't know his record was as sparse as that.

That is what he means isn't it? 5 different yankees made up of 4 bet builders each at 20p stake = £2.20 each = £11 total

Pereira 2 SOT double with Loftus Cheek 78/1

How do you add more than 4 bet builders in Bet365? It’ll only let me add a maximum of 4. Yankee is 4 selections, so he's got 5x4 on.

Gone: Shelvey/Dendoncker 33/1 Jonny/Lewis 33/1 Hayden/Semedo/Joelinton 130/1 ASM/Neto 2+ SOT 15/1

I'm sticking with Jonny, 13/2 is big for a player with his card record.

Fucking get in Elmo

FFS, had Elmo with Klich at 40/1. Bankes has done us there after that first half Elmo foul that they checked for a red.

Mason's the worst ref in the league for me. I hate the refs stopping quick free kicks generally. It's supposed to be an advantage for the taking team, if your wall or keeper's not ready, tough shit.

For all the talk of his lack of professionalism because he made a clothing range and acts the tit on Instagram, he's clearly kept himself very fit and ready to go, great credit to him. I really like him as a player when he's playing with confidence.

Everyone knows about Savage and Merson but who are some of the most "underrated" awful pundits? I'll start with Stephen Warnock, he's fucking appalling.

TIL Conor Hourihane is at Swansea.

What a goal from Dele Alli, quite similar to last night's from Giroud.

Bednarek and Klich 22/1

Needed a second Fernandes SOT for £188 ffs.

I was waiting for the same for £45.

Nobody's mentioned the worst one. Conversation on 5Live just now: Steve Crossman: I'd written down the word 'ominous' as John Murray said it after 8 minutes, do you think Mikel Arteta will be quite happy to be 1-0 down at the break given the start Man City made? Karen Carney: Ooh I dunno, I don't even know what that word means, I can't even pronounce it. She's thick as a whale omelette.

Savage is a complete mystery to me. Ubiquitous despite the fact that everybody hates him.