Wullie

It gets better.

mackems.gif Oh wonderful. Cheers Scotty.

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Mackems getting beat.

You'd lose your mind in America. Commentators here use nicknames, tell unverifiable anecdotes and fawn all over the stars constantly. With the exception of the guy that screams "Roooooooooneeeeeey!" (Gray?) I thought you guys had decent to great commentary teams. That's probably Motson you're thinking of. His orgasmic groans whenever Wayne scores are embarrassing - "oh England class, England class!". Wanker.

Ian Moore puts Hartlepool 1 up right on half time. Gerrin.

1-1 Ashton.

1-0 Boro. David Wheater, he fucking loves the Boro him like you know.

Enjoy yourself mate.

I agree he puts too much emphasis on it, but we've also scored from inswinging set pieces against Tottenham, Reading and Birmingham this season. I'd be surprised if we scored that many from set pieces all of last season. Also, iirc, wasn't Owen's goal against Everton from an outswinging set piece from Emre? Only because Geremi and Milner had gone off. Had either of them still been on the field, Emre would not have taken the kick. Yeah it's working to an extent but it's almost working too often - that's the only type of goal we're scoring and not enough! You can't base your game around set pieces. You can be strong at them, the best sides still are, but football matches by and large are won and lost in open play. They're good at that too, we're not.

Allardyce much prefers inswingers of all types, that's why we only ever take inswinging corners and free kicks in the hope that they'll get a touch (or not) and go in, like Charlie at Bolton and Oba at Blackburn. Ditto with the wingers, I've noticed the legacy of it remains at Bolton this season, they'll still always try to swing crosses in toward goal with the wrong foot so things like Milner at the SoS happen. It's this percentage thing that Allardyce is obsessed with, an attitude of "if you put enough balls in enough key areas, things will happen." Personally though, I'm rather of the opinion that it's a nonsense.

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Any better chap?

Wullie, man, fix your avatar! I've told you man, there's nowt the matter with it!

I wondered about a festive Pogues remix. "and the bells are ringing out for Habib Beye" Chez, you definitely mentioned to me in the pub that you'd heard some Happy Days/Habib Beye going on.

Telegraph:

Sepp: "So, since getting help, I'm THIS LONG all night!" Pele: "For fuck's sake..."

I really think Dave just meant it as a general comment to all, mate. He could hardly be accusing you of anything given that you copy and pasted from the Times.

7 games? Cripes.

"Concepted"

Today the Metro paper featured the quote from Barwick calling Capello "a winner with a capital W" and describing his attributes. However some joker had snuck in something about the last man being a "loser with a capital L" and describing how inept McClaren was in a similar fashion. It's not on the website but it was definitely there.

Not like ShearersElbow to come on here and moan about it.

Is Derby your game David?