Wullie

I wondered that too. Have they changed the rules?

Send some born and bred English charva scum in the lad's place.

James in Sensible Shocker (see what I did there?).

Y O Y didn't I book flights for £63? brummie, I don't like you. >

Oh bugger off. > I was really torn about going and now the flights are too expensive.

God I fucking hate Spurs.

Christ Almighty! I tell you what, Mort should make a general statement to the press - "every newspaper who publishes shit like this will not be let into the ground on matchdays." Make some sort of stand against these arseholes desperate to upset the apple cart. Only in football journalism can you get away with publishing blatant lies every day, it's astonishing. Premier League strugglers ffs. Aye we're 10th, knocking on the door of the Championship. Sod off!

Barton was very poor today imo.

I think Milner was the only one to miss in the shootout at Watford and Shearer missed a good amount but its one of those urban myths that he never missed any. Wolves 2004, Blackburn in the cup at home and away at Birmingham etc http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/ShearerGoalDetail/0,,10278~757307,00.html Forgot the Fulham one at home. Nearly cleared the stand with it. i'm actually in disbelief that this urban miss exists, the guy must have missed at least 10 in his time here Urban myth (sic)? What's that then?

Given time Cacapa could well be the same. they both just needed time to adjust. You don't go from captaining Champions League sides to a becoming a bad player overnight. Cacapa had one bad game and suddenly he's Sunday League standard. Leaves me wondering how some of our posters manage to dress themselves.

There was plenty of nuggets having a go after he gave the ball away a couple of times in his first few games. Continue backpedalling lads! Quality player.

Thank fuck for that.

Course he's finished. He was absolute class though.

where would the pace come from to tear ridgewell apart? viduka is a big fat lazy twat Viduka usually outdoes Birmingham with a moment of genius.

I'm still not sure why he's not ready. Cos he was shit against Liverpool? Hasn't stopped the other ten (alright, nine) getting a game. I thought Enrique actually came out of that game with a little credit, which was more than most.

They're two different propositions, man, surely you know this? We were excellent on Wednesday but still didn't create an awful lot and I never expected us to, our best creator is hanging around in his own half. We'll see whether we create or not tomorrow.

Our gameplan on Wednesday went out the window after four minutes. You don't know what it was anymore than I do.

Not against Birmingham at home it shouldn't. We're not expecting to get our arses raped tomorrow. Well I'm not.

Yeah, that's rubbish.

Criticism of Martins is yet another example of Newcastle fans thinking above their station. There's room for constructive criticism of every player - with Martins it often goes way beyond that. Just who the fuck do these idiots think is going to step in and replace him so easily at the click of a finger?

What, one match? That's not a "winning formula."

Who for?

Martins wasn't even up front ffs.