Wullie

I'm fucking gutted. I hope McClaren has to emigrate to get away from the hatred, the spineless clueless ginger cunt.

Yes. I'm going to try to fuck Elle McPherson tonight. Good on me! Good luck mate.

i meant robert i meant robert smith not robert (of toon V spurs) I know man. does everyone else ? hang on...you knew that i meant robert smith ? I knew that you meant him second time, rather than Laurent Robert. I did think you meant Alan first time though, I thought it'd be funnier that way and you're a funny guy madras. Is that adequately cleared up?

i meant robert i meant robert smith not robert (of toon V spurs) I know man.

i meant robert

Smith.

I'm not willing to get on the back of Cacapa or Rozehnal on the back of a few errors in a new league (Cacapa doesn't even speak English), because what does that make us, no better than the stupid Man Utd "fans" who would have sold Evra and Vidic at half time during their first appearance. Mind, there's some nuggets on here who are even after Beye and, to a lesser extent, Enrique. Taylor's been playing regular Premiership football for three seasons though and is not getting any better. The manager's not helping any of them mind, chopping and changing all the time and inviting pressure before they've gelled is just stupid.

Bang on the nail.

Two seasons ago, Blackburn were kicking people off the park and not looking particularly good with the ball in the process while Portsmouth were battling at the arse end of the table and not exactly pulling up any trees. Allardyce may well not be the right man but if anybody genuinely thinks we would be playing like Blackburn or Pompey because we had their manager for 12 games, well I question your sanity. Football doesn't work like that.

I'd start Cacapa, yeah. Beye, Roz, Cacapa, Enrique.

Martins is better than Owen and just needs the chances/games to prove it. Owen has been a complete disaster, £17m and 125k a week and he's a complete crock who's past his best. Not only has he missed about as many as chances as Martins has, Martins scores goals that Owen isn't even capable of scoring. Plus he's more creative able to drop deep effectively if needs be and is he's as quick as hell too. Martins is the future for us. He's our best striker simple as that. Martins being our 'best striker' does not make him good enough, and although he is our FITTEST striker, I would put him behind Viduka both on contribution to the side, and goal-scoring when Viduka is fit. If Viduka was the same age as Martins. I would take him every time over Martins... As for comparing Owen unfavourably with Martins - the only way that can be done with any sort of credibility is either on pace or fitness ; Owen at the age Martins is now, was a World-Class player - Martins will NEVER be a World-Class player. A World Class talent does not disappear in as many games as Martins does - Australia had him under lock & key for almost all of their game with Nigeria on Saturday. So you keep saying. I could give you a list of England games as long as your arm where Owen hasn't performed against teams far shitter than the Aussies, competitive and otherwise, and that's no slight on Michael Owen. Henry, Trezeguet, Saha and Anelka all failed to score in two massive games against David Weir ffs. I couldn't really give two stuffs about how Martins plays in an international friendly.

Ashley Young on the left ftw.

Really looking forward to seeing Cacapa bounce back and I'm confident he will given the chance.

Get in Israel! As for Scotland... :lol:

Remember that Cracker with Robert Carlyle about Hillsborough? That was mint.

Really can't see him not starting Obafemi.

If they think I'm having a minutes' silence next week, they can forget it.

My thoughts exactly. We get rid of Dyer and this fucka takes up his mantle, bigger transfer fee and more wages....piss take I think the FA will be getting the bill for this one. What's the odds we start with Smith and Viduka up front against Liverpool? Don't, man.

Oh, what a fuck up. £16m well spent. I'm not even arsed anymore, let's bring our top scorer in instead, thank you very much.

Enough with the Mosley gags! I am displeased.

Take it to PM lads.

Plenty, but I'd have: Pedro Gillespie Lee

I always worry when I see a new thread about him.