Wullie

We've just bought a £6m left back... so we're going to buy another one? There's nursery children who could come up with better stories than that. Absolute fucking shite.

This thread's pathetic. Some of you need to stop embarrassing yourselves.

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=36377.msg974178#msg974178

Football Italia with Richardson and Brackley was an integral part of my childhood. Fucking mint.

Ha ha. I can imagine scanning the menu at the refreshment stands ... "chicken balti pie, chips, sausage rolls, pasty, soapy tit wank"

Some scoreboards are ok - Man Utd's for example. The score and the time, that's all you need. Those ones with big screens though, with daft ads all the way through and replays so you spend more time looking at the screen than the pitch, are terrible. What brummie says Villa have sounds awful and the mackems one, with the animated clapping hands when they score, is absolutely horrific. Another problem I personally have is they provide great photo opportunities for the away fans in the event of an embarrassing home defeat, like so: http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/2945/51zn5.jpg http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7785/derbyday41ib9.jpg

Full draw: Birmingham v Hereford Bristol City v Man City Bristol Rovers v West Ham Burnley v Oldham Cardiff v Leyton Orient Carlisle v Coventry Charlton v Stockport Derby v Blackpool Luton v Sunderland Middlesbrough v Northampton MK Dons v Sheff Utd Newcastle v Barnsley Nottm For v Leicester Peterborough v West Brom Plymouth v Doncaster Portsmouth v Leeds Rochdale v Norwich Sheff Wed v Hartlepool Shrewsbury v Fulham Southend v Watford Swansea v Reading Wigan v Hull Wolves v Morecambe Wrexham v Aston Villa

There was a lot of bollocks talked about Dyer, after he said he had some illness that was hampering his comeback from injury. Rumours went from hepatitis, through HIV and eventually settled on mako poisoning.

Northampton. Tough game for them. blueyes.gif Cheers, home or away?

Who did Boro get please someone?

We love it, great player on his day and he is willing to play anywhere for us Quote: "I think the gaffer sees me as quite a versatile player who can play through the centre whether that be off the strikers or as a central-midfielder that is obviously up to him but if I am required to step in to cover for any of the wide players that would be okay because I am comfortable on the left or the right and I happy at full-back as well." I'll play anywhere for you for 50 grand a week mate. I'm shit but I can still cross a ball better than Kieron Dyer. He's not a bad player, but he lacks the crucial attributes in every single area - he can play wide but he can't cross, he can play up front but he can't finish, he can play central but lacks any sort of range of passing, he can play full back but he can't defend - which all means that his good pace and control is largely wasted. There was some stat posted up here last season that he puts in something like two crosses a season, despite playing wide right for the majority of his appearances, and I can quite believe it. He's a professional footballer who can't kick a ball properly - I've not once seen him put his foot through a ball, shooting or crossing, and that's a crime for someone who takes home what he does. No interest in bettering himself, still exactly the same player that came from Ipswich, probably worse. As I say, he's a good player on his day, however an improvement in any of a number of areas and he could have been top class, but you know what? He just couldn't be arsed. Good riddance.

It's behind clossed doors isn't it? Maybe the cleaner gave him some grief.

My my. What a nice fellow.

Hope not.

http://www.whufc.com/uploads/images/aug_07/whu_1187279277_Arfa01Dyer.jpg

You are wrong. The only WUMing I did was on he Villa board telling them they'd signed Bramble on a 5 year deal. That's about it. Also, save this for PMs if you have a problem with me. A problem? Don't flatter yourself. If you're going to put links to you going on other club's messageboards winding them up, you've got to be prepared to take criticism for it. You've definitely 100% done it before, so what you just said was bollocks. I don't care, just trying to stop you from looking a twat when deals don't turn out like you think they might.

NSG, didn't you go wumming on the Spurs board when we beat them to Parker and then Duff - and possibly even the Liverpool one when we signed Owen? Apologies if I'm wrong, but I seem to remember you doing that. Bearing in mind the subsequent performances of those players, don't you think you should learn to let the players do their talking/not do it before gloating about it on other fans' forums?

I never said best player at all. I said 'one of'.

He's one of the best players from a side that finished 6th last season. Exactly who do you think we are?

It's his name, Michael's actually his middle name.

No, we're not mate. He asked if west ham were though... Consider me firmly put in my place.

No, we're not mate.

Got rid of Ronaldo and brought in Elano. Milner captain.

I'm gonna put him in my dream team and start putting money on him to score each week. That'll fuck the little twat up.