Wullie

Yep. I don't think we've played that badly. If we'd scored our three nailed-on absolute sitters and Robinson wasn't a fat useless slob, we'd have caned them.

Christ on a bike. Think Amoebi deserves a chance as opposed to Viduka. We actually looked like we might have a chance of scoring when Shola came on. Er... Viduka set up our only real chance. We didn't look like scoring at all in the second half mate.

Christ on a bike.

They're favourites to sign Alves from Heerenveen. We better fucking win, that's all I can say.

Christ we've missed some sitters tonight.

Wonder if Big Sam is taking notes, 4-3-3 and all that. Right, you must be on the wind up mate.

Aaaaahhhh! Fuck off Dyer, you little cunt.

Oh dear. My mistake, 2 NUFC players off, 1 on.

God I'd love for Dyer to crock himself here.

Viduka and either Owen or Martins. At the moment, Oba, but if Owen comes back to full goalscoring form, then him.

brummie's chuffed.

You're not serious? Nah i was joking That's ok then.

You're not serious?

Turkey got beat 2-0 btw, Emre played 48 minutes.

Fuck me. Michael, Michael, Michael.

Great link up between Smith and Owen, so close.

Shit.

I didn't really want to sign Smith as I made clear at the time, but I don't really see the need to keep going on about it. He's ours now so let's see how he does.

You stupid fucking fat Spurs twat.

Thought it was Smith up top on his own? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/6670865.stm Oh, jog my memory, did they play well together then? Fuck knows, I didn't see it. Was a good drive into the corner from the edge of the box from Smith though. I think.

Well, they've got to get rid of them somehow.

Michael Owen talking about England again. Fucking wanker, flog him now.

An accident with a candle he claimed at the weekend.

Thought it was Smith up top on his own? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/6670865.stm

Eh?