Wullie

How is this post even f****** relevant? Do you even know what's going on in here? Not really. I just wanted a pop because you seem like a twat and a half.

Cockneys sticking togevver ey guvnor?

I think Parker gets too much stick and doing a purely defensive midfield job can be excellent but £8.5m is way over the odds for a limited player. I'd like to see us keep Emre too, see if we can get some consistency out of him.

Like asking me if I want to be shot, stabbed or punched in the face repeatedly by a Scouse headcase.

Don't really rate Barton or Reo Coker any higher or lower than Parker. They're all much-of-a-muchness and Barton's a psychopath. Be slightly disappointed to see either of them come in tbh.

Take ze money.

I often laugh at Dawson for getting raped by the 34 year old Shearer's blistering pace, but remember when Carragher had a 5 yard head start on Kluivert who caught him and then absolutely skinned him? Christ on a bike!

Wow, that's some stat, fair play to him. I'd have King over Carragher every day like, pity about the injuries.

Andy Griffin scored against Juventus, that's much worse.

He's come a long way since I used to watch him at Hartlepool when I was barely out of short trousers.

Fuck off man.

Gotta love the summer.

Shepherd took over? Anyway, this thread's only going one way - that'll be the best thing about Ashley, no more of this shite, touch wood.

Really? What the fuck do we need a third kit for?

Yeah.

From the BBC videprinter: http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/9355/limericksv1.jpg Score was actually Kildare County 1-2 Limerick 37

As would I, but I think he's desperate to get to 100 caps. He has been playing brilliantly for Madrid lately, though, and definitely deserves his place. Wasn't he on about Gareth Barry? Point probably still stands though.

It's not Sheffield, it's Sheffield United.

I take it that's in no particular order? Final league table?

It's Delima man, the all knowing forum poster, all the way from f*** knows where. tbf he does seem to know he's stuff. Should quiz him on his specialist subject, the Watford and Man Utd academies, it's like asking Bill Gates about computers.

Did someone just say Milner doesn't beat his man? Are you on smack?

I think Ashley should get his chequebook out sharpish tbh.

That's purely my assumation from the named players btw. EDIT: assumption that should be, assumation's not even a fucking word.

Carson P.Neville - Dawson - King - Shorey Lennon - Bentley - Jenas - Barry Smith - Owen

Frank's Wild Years got back from Athens bloody quick, unless he was that lad crying on the steps of the airport like.