"Michael Owen is heading off for his operation soon, but before he went, a few of the lads thought it would be funny to smash his knee to pieces with a sledgehammer. I thought it would be good for morale and it's getting fixed anyway so I allowed it. A good time was had by all."
What a fucking joke of a set-up we've got here.
Pav is my all time favourite NUFC player, so probably him!
Out of the current crop, current favourites would be Seamus, Harps, Parker and Charlie (despite his poor season). Honourable mention for the Sib, who I am developing a cult soft spot for.
............. and ironically one of the cheapest. That should tell FFS something when the next window opens.
Most expensive doesn't always mean best.
Not really, he's only been one of the decent signings because he did cost us peanuts. If he'd cost £10m and Martins was free, we'd be saying it was the other way round.
He's hardly set the world alight but he's what we need down at the bottom, especially if we're not going to cut out the hopeless long ball game.