Wullie

Cabaye still trying the Williamson corner.

Phew.

Jesus.

Swansea 0-2 Hull

Aye, decent odds, Preston have had a shocking start.

They've got a very favourable run of fixtures after this weekend so I hope Benteke's feeling rusty.

Fortunately for him and TCD, he's got Cabaye back now which is why he's doing such a brilliant job.

He refused to pick Tevez. Preferred Big Marlon.

Hope this knobhead is sick: http://www.getreading.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/impressive-jaap-stam-passes-first-11724740

How many times will John Anderson say "So-and-so did well, he ran around" tonight?

Tony Gale's nearly in tears here.

4-1

I can't get over how few corners we're forcing.

What a fucking cunt Tony Gale is.

Tremendous free kick.

Grappling at a corner.

1-0

Goal

We're a hefty 4/6 to concede a goal tonight.

Tonight's Spanish Super Cup game will finish at 1am.

Absolutely desperate for quality out wide.

The minimum odds you can bet on is 1/5. First 1/5 I can see on Betfair for that game is Man Utd HT DNB, so to lay that off, you'd need to bet on Saints to lead at HT, which is 11/2, meaning £9 will cover it (returns £58.50). You won't get a better price than that, as the fact it's DNB means you're getting more generous odds on the away win - the typical opposite price to 1/5 is 10/3.

And Villa.

Norwich lead.